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I'm really happy. I just don't choose to show it.

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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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It's like there's some unwritten rule that if you're mates, you can say what you want to each other, and you don't really get that annoyed about it.
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Now sometimes I don't know if I feel well. Because I've been in my body for years.
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I've heard that fact, that is you eat more than six bananas it will kill you. I saw a bowl with seven bananas in it and I thought, that's dangerous.
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Yesterday, I did some painting then went out to buy an onion and came home and watched 'University Challenge.' The onion was probably the highlight.
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It's interesting to see that people had so much clutter even thousands of years ago. The only way to get rid of it all was to bury it, and then some archaeologist went and dug it all up.
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What happens if someone else has my eyes, and they start looking at stuff I don't like? I don't like the idea of that.
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If you don't sleep you get run down. Sloths never get a flu, cos its good innit thats when your body's replemishing.
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A single vision is more perfect than a committee vision because with everyone having their say, it becomes compromised.
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Why is it alright to be going around, going mental with a gun, shooting all the monkeys and killing them? Because one day we're going to run out.
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There is no need for ants to have the ability to fly
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I'd rather live in a cave with a view of a palace than live in a palace with a view of a cave.
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A dog has got human eyes.
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If Camels are the ship of the dessert, this one is the Titanic
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The reason there are so many gyms in London is because the amount of gay people who are here now.
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A block of blood should not have the word cake after it...they might as well say shite gateau
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When i was younger i remember once i went to bed and i was so happy that i laughed myself to sleep.
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Everywhere we walked we got plenty of attention due to the camera and sound men. The locals love to get on camera. [...] I'd seen footage of Gandhi surrounded like this and always thought it was because he was very popular, but now I wonder if it was just because he had a camera crew with him.
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They do it in Thai restaurants in London. You ask for a drink, and it comes in a glass with loads of seaweed and pebbles in it like a scene from Finding Nemo.
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Every problem solved is a problem made.
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I know when I was a kid I ate a beetle. I ate a beetle because I thought it was licorice.
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