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I'm really happy. I just don't choose to show it.
Karl Pilkington
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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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What I mean is, I don't know what I mean.
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Me in a one-man tent crouching over carrier bag. It's not just the lowest point of the trip. It's the lowest point ever. In 38 years.
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It's not a joke: I really do like being at home.
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I mean, I am into nature and seeing whales. I went whale-watching, and I was really looking forward to that, but when you see it on TV and you see other programs do it, you're seeing close-ups of these massive creatures, and the music that's added gives you a certain feeling.
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There is someone for everyone, i'nt there. That's always my thing. And it's reassuring I think.
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Me mum used to always have the radio on - even now she has it on in every room. Me girlfriend sort of blames that reason for me not doing that well at school - constant noise, really.
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It's not easy keeping a diary. You have to be pretty committed.
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The Web is the new book though, innit?
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We'll all die out eventually. Humans will be gone. And all I'm saying is, when people worry about polar bears disappearing or whatever, it's like, well that's life, things will come and go, we'll find new species...
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What's that plate that's above a saucer but below a plate?
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I've learnt that, even though I've travelled about, I haven't changed that much.
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If you'd have told me five years ago that I'd have done all this - two books, some television and everything - I'd panic, I'd be scared.
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Every problem solved is a problem made.
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Being honest with you, it's not the 'great' wall of China. It's an all right wall. It's the 'All Right Wall of China.'
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The Chichen Itza is just a pyramid with four sides, with stairs on each side leading to some kind of bungalow on the top.
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How would I know which one I was?
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People say having kids is life changing, well that doesn't necessarily mean a good thing, does it? I could take one of my legs off. That would change my life.
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I think people would live a bit longer if they didn't know how old they were. Age puts restrictions on things.
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