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I'm really happy. I just don't choose to show it.
Karl Pilkington
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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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What I mean is, I don't know what I mean.
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Now sometimes I don't know if I feel well. Because I've been in my body for years.
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People moan about drugs being tested on animals. I sort of think it depends innit. If the drug's aspirin and the monkey's got a headache, is it right?
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Why is it alright to be going around, going mental with a gun, shooting all the monkeys and killing them? Because one day we're going to run out.
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I've learnt that, even though I've travelled about, I haven't changed that much.
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The cafe was called Tattoos. The fella who owned it didn't have any tattoos... but we never saw his wife.
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I don’t understand why people take pictures of mimes. Everyone looks like a mime in a picture.
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We're gonna get weaker. That's already happened. They used to say, you know, an apple a day keeps the doctor away. Now they're saying eat five fruits. That's evidence. You can't argue with that.
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Stop looking at the walls, look out the window.
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People who live in a glass house have to answer the door.
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