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I'm really happy. I just don't choose to show it.

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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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People moan about drugs being tested on animals. I sort of think it depends innit. If the drug's aspirin and the monkey's got a headache, is it right?
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The Elephant Man would never have gotten up and gone, ‘Oh, God. Look at me hair today.’
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Classes teaching you how to breathe. I'm 32, I think I've got the hang of it.
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When i was younger i remember once i went to bed and i was so happy that i laughed myself to sleep.
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I know when I was a kid I ate a beetle. I ate a beetle because I thought it was licorice.
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The cafe was called Tattoos. The fella who owned it didn't have any tattoos... but we never saw his wife.
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I'm just sayin', I don't like fun.
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[Jellyfish] are 97% water or something, so how much are they doing? Just give them another 3% and make them water. It's more useful.
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You don't have to do it straight away, but just do it before it gets really bad.
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I've been on the planet for 40 years now, and I'm still none the wiser as to what it's all about really. I've never worried about life's big questions. People at my age sit about pondering, 'Why are we here?' The only time I ever asked myself that is when Suzanne booked us a surprise holiday to Lanzarote.
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Now sometimes I don't know if I feel well. Because I've been in my body for years.
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If you'd have told me five years ago that I'd have done all this - two books, some television and everything - I'd panic, I'd be scared.
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People always tell me I'm going to regret not having kids. But what if I have one and then I regret having it? Has anyone thought of that option?
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Cat food. It stinks a bit, but if you don't put up with the smell, the little kitten will die.
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We all just want to sit on our ass.
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Normally you can't hear you're own voice because you're talking over it.
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Yesterday, I did some painting then went out to buy an onion and came home and watched 'University Challenge.' The onion was probably the highlight.
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Why is it alright to be going around, going mental with a gun, shooting all the monkeys and killing them? Because one day we're going to run out.
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From someone whose dad buys him a spade for Christmas, I thought you'd be grateful!
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