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I'm really happy. I just don't choose to show it.
Karl Pilkington
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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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By 78 you've done everything you're going to do. If you haven't bungee-jumped by the time you're 78 you're not going to do it.
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People who live in a glass house have to answer the door.
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Whether it's a potato or a nut, it's a foodage!
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I think people would live a bit longer if they didn't know how old they were. Age puts restrictions on things.
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If you had five photos of anuses, I could not point mine out.
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Now sometimes I don't know if I feel well. Because I've been in my body for years.
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Knowledge is almost annoying.
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Does the brain control you or are you controlling the brain? I don't know if I'm in charge of mine.
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People say if bees die out, the world would end apparently. Now, I don't know if that's true, if that's some bee enthusiast who managed to write a good document and people believe this.
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This is the problem with over-crowded inner-city schools there aren't enough parts for everyone in the nativity story.
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Neil Armstrong, that spaceman, he went to the moon but he ain't been back. It can't have been that good.
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The poorer people and criminals of Mexico who are not very religious but not quite atheists, either, worship Saint Death.
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I say have the night and give people the awards, but why do people want to watch people win awards? What are they getting out of it? I don't quite get it. Because they have awards all the time there's awards for butchers, the best meat served, but they don't televise it. I don't know why they do it for films or TV programs.
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A block of blood should not have the word cake after it...they might as well say shite gateau
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I've learnt that, even though I've travelled about, I haven't changed that much.
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I was impressed by the Taj Mahal. A good bit of work, well looked after, worth paying money to see.
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I never buy a piece of art. I don't see the point in buying something because I know my eyes will get bored of it eventually.
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Every problem solved is a problem made.
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Everyone is living for everyone else now. They're doing stuff so they can tell other people about it. I don't get all that social media stuff, I've always got other things I want to do - odd jobs around the house. No one wants to hear about that.
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The Tudors, I don't even know if I had a family back then.
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