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I'm really happy. I just don't choose to show it.
Karl Pilkington
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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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Why is it alright to be going around, going mental with a gun, shooting all the monkeys and killing them? Because one day we're going to run out.
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Every problem solved is a problem made.
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If you don't sleep you get run down. Sloths never get a flu, cos its good innit thats when your body's replemishing.
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Sometimes you can know too much. A lot of brainy people like Stephen Fry are quite depressive.
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What happens if someone else has my eyes, and they start looking at stuff I don't like? I don't like the idea of that.
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I've learnt that, even though I've travelled about, I haven't changed that much.
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I just sort of go along and say what I think -and that's all you can do in life, really.
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With identical twins, you always get a little snidey one.
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Classes teaching you how to breathe. I'm 32, I think I've got the hang of it.
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The reason I did the book about holidays is that you're a different person on holiday. You're sleeping somewhere unfamiliar, knocking about with people you've never met and for 10 days you're someone else. You're out of your comfortable zone.
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It's not a joke: I really do like being at home.
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It is hard eating a little kangaroo knob.
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I think people would live a bit longer if they didn't know how old they were. Age puts restrictions on things.
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People say having kids is life changing, well that doesn't necessarily mean a good thing, does it? I could take one of my legs off. That would change my life.
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I came up with a good idea... see-through skin.
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Knowledge is almost annoying.
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Who'd have thought the Frisbee would have caught on?
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A problem solved is a problem caused.
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We'll all die out eventually. Humans will be gone. And all I'm saying is, when people worry about polar bears disappearing or whatever, it's like, well that's life, things will come and go, we'll find new species...
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Whether it's a potato or a nut, it's a foodage!
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