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I'm really happy. I just don't choose to show it.
Karl Pilkington
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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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Neil Armstrong, that spaceman, he went to the moon but he ain't been back. It can't have been that good.
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It's not easy keeping a diary. You have to be pretty committed.
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I am pessimistic, I think that's the best way to be, because if you're always expecting the best - the best doesn't always happen. Nine times out of 10 it doesn't. I'm surprised when things go smoothly. I don't know what's wrong with being pessimistic - unless you are such a pessimist that you don't do anything.
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Now sometimes I don't know if I feel well. Because I've been in my body for years.
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I'm a bit rubbish at knowing when something is good. But if it goes out and I can say, I wasn't as bad as I thought I would be, then I'll be happy. Until then, I'll be thinking, I shouldn't be here!
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It's like the panda, they say that's dying out. But what do they do? When you see them they're just sitting in the jungle eating.
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It's not a joke: I really do like being at home.
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Knowledge is almost annoying.
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It's interesting to see that people had so much clutter even thousands of years ago. The only way to get rid of it all was to bury it, and then some archaeologist went and dug it all up.
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It is hard eating a little kangaroo knob.
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People say if bees die out, the world would end apparently. Now, I don't know if that's true, if that's some bee enthusiast who managed to write a good document and people believe this.
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Apparently you're not allowed to lick a toad's back.
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Stop looking at the walls, look out the window.
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I was impressed by the Taj Mahal. A good bit of work, well looked after, worth paying money to see.
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People who live in a glass house have to answer the door.
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Me in a one-man tent crouching over carrier bag. It's not just the lowest point of the trip. It's the lowest point ever. In 38 years.
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The great pyramid is overrated. It's a bad design. The lounge is going to be huge, but the bedroom is going to be tiny.
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I'm not a proper traveler. I don't like to be challenged or have too much of a change and prefer a week away just to relax.
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She gave me the jabs and said I was covered for every worst-case scenario, including being bitten by a dirty chimp. I told her this is why we have over-population problems. Why are idiots who annoy dirty chimps being protected?
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Every problem solved is a problem made.
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