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I'm really happy. I just don't choose to show it.

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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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As long as you're remembering baby Jesus, does it matter when you're remembering him. That's what I'm saying about Christmas, I might not be in the mood for it December 25th.
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Whether it's a potato or a nut, it's a foodage!
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I never buy a piece of art. I don't see the point in buying something because I know my eyes will get bored of it eventually.
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And we've got a toaster and everything. So there is no reason for the wedding.
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It's not a joke: I really do like being at home.
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What's that plate that's above a saucer but below a plate?
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From someone whose dad buys him a spade for Christmas, I thought you'd be grateful!
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It's not easy keeping a diary. You have to be pretty committed.
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Neil Armstrong, that spaceman, he went to the moon but he ain't been back. It can't have been that good.
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Stop looking at the walls, look out the window.
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I don’t understand why people take pictures of mimes. Everyone looks like a mime in a picture.
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Well I'm trying to think what I put in... I think I put in 'why?' to see if I'd confuse the computer.
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Fishing: I don't really like it. I don't really like the expression on the fish's face.
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What I mean is, I don't know what I mean.
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I don't want to go about offending people, that's not my plan.
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That impresses me more, inventin' electricity.
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I think people would live a bit longer if they didn't know how old they were. Age puts restrictions on things.
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I don't think I'd be a very good parent. I'd be too honest.
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Who'd have thought the Frisbee would have caught on?
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The only reason you don't go on holiday, is 'cause you have to spend money.
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