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I'm really happy. I just don't choose to show it.

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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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If you don't have a plan, you can end up doing some interesting things.
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I am pessimistic, I think that's the best way to be, because if you're always expecting the best - the best doesn't always happen. Nine times out of 10 it doesn't. I'm surprised when things go smoothly. I don't know what's wrong with being pessimistic - unless you are such a pessimist that you don't do anything.
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I'm not a proper traveler. I don't like to be challenged or have too much of a change and prefer a week away just to relax.
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I know who I am. Bloody hell, I'm getting enough bills for Karl Pilkington so I hope I am him, 'cos if I'm not, I have no idea who I'm paying for
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I found that being with happy positive people annoys me.
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Does the brain control you or are you controlling the brain? I don't know if I'm in charge of mine.
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It's like the panda, they say that's dying out. But what do they do? When you see them they're just sitting in the jungle eating.
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Fishing: I don't really like it. I don't really like the expression on the fish's face.
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If you’re worrying about the wrinkles on your bollocks I’d say your life’s pretty good
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People always tell me I'm going to regret not having kids. But what if I have one and then I regret having it? Has anyone thought of that option?
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We all just want to sit on our ass.
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The only reason you don't go on holiday, is 'cause you have to spend money.
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I don't think I'd be a very good parent. I'd be too honest.
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If you live in a glass house, don't be chucking stuff about.
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You never get an angry man suddenly breaking into a whistle.
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A single vision is more perfect than a committee vision because with everyone having their say, it becomes compromised.
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The reason I did the book about holidays is that you're a different person on holiday. You're sleeping somewhere unfamiliar, knocking about with people you've never met and for 10 days you're someone else. You're out of your comfortable zone.
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You don't have to do it straight away, but just do it before it gets really bad.
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I find that if you just talk, your mouth comes up with stuff.
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