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I'm really happy. I just don't choose to show it.
Karl Pilkington
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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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There is someone for everyone, i'nt there. That's always my thing. And it's reassuring I think.
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From someone whose dad buys him a spade for Christmas, I thought you'd be grateful!
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The great pyramid is overrated. It's a bad design. The lounge is going to be huge, but the bedroom is going to be tiny.
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Be the ugly one, look at the nice one.
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I say have the night and give people the awards, but why do people want to watch people win awards? What are they getting out of it? I don't quite get it. Because they have awards all the time there's awards for butchers, the best meat served, but they don't televise it. I don't know why they do it for films or TV programs.
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You never get an angry man suddenly breaking into a whistle.
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I am pessimistic, I think that's the best way to be, because if you're always expecting the best - the best doesn't always happen. Nine times out of 10 it doesn't. I'm surprised when things go smoothly. I don't know what's wrong with being pessimistic - unless you are such a pessimist that you don't do anything.
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If you can't do it, don't do it.
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Stop looking at the walls, look out the window.
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Could the world fall?
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It's like the panda, they say that's dying out. But what do they do? When you see them they're just sitting in the jungle eating.
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