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If you’re worrying about the wrinkles on your bollocks I’d say your life’s pretty good
Karl Pilkington
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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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Knowledge is almost annoying.
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I was impressed by the Taj Mahal. A good bit of work, well looked after, worth paying money to see.
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Stop looking at the walls, look out the window.
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I'd rather live in a cave with a view of a palace than live in a palace with a view of a cave.
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