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If you’re worrying about the wrinkles on your bollocks I’d say your life’s pretty good
Karl Pilkington
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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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I'm a bit rubbish at knowing when something is good. But if it goes out and I can say, I wasn't as bad as I thought I would be, then I'll be happy. Until then, I'll be thinking, I shouldn't be here!
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She gave me the jabs and said I was covered for every worst-case scenario, including being bitten by a dirty chimp. I told her this is why we have over-population problems. Why are idiots who annoy dirty chimps being protected?
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I just sort of go along and say what I think -and that's all you can do in life, really.
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At some point, some insect has had sex with a leaf.
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Me in a one-man tent crouching over carrier bag. It's not just the lowest point of the trip. It's the lowest point ever. In 38 years.
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Apparently you're not allowed to lick a toad's back.
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I don't watch much telly, the telly hardly goes on, but the things I do watch are sort of nature programs, and something about the oceans and the amount of weird fish that's in there.
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There is someone for everyone, i'nt there. That's always my thing. And it's reassuring I think.
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I find that if you just talk, your mouth comes up with stuff.
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A block of blood should not have the word cake after it...they might as well say shite gateau
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Well I'm trying to think what I put in... I think I put in 'why?' to see if I'd confuse the computer.
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If you live in a glass house, don't be chucking stuff about.
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It's not a joke: I really do like being at home.
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Normally you can't hear you're own voice because you're talking over it.
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Be the ugly one, look at the nice one.
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We came from the sea originally, now we're going back in it. Don't go in it, unless you're in a boat.
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I'm just sayin', I don't like fun.
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If you had five photos of anuses, I could not point mine out.
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