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If you’re worrying about the wrinkles on your bollocks I’d say your life’s pretty good

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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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A single vision is more perfect than a committee vision because with everyone having their say, it becomes compromised.
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When i was younger i remember once i went to bed and i was so happy that i laughed myself to sleep.
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The Tudors, I don't even know if I had a family back then.
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Knowledge is almost annoying.
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Every problem solved is a problem made.
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Could the world fall?
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We'll all die out eventually. Humans will be gone. And all I'm saying is, when people worry about polar bears disappearing or whatever, it's like, well that's life, things will come and go, we'll find new species...
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I'm just sayin', I don't like fun.
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I've been on the planet for 40 years now, and I'm still none the wiser as to what it's all about really. I've never worried about life's big questions. People at my age sit about pondering, 'Why are we here?' The only time I ever asked myself that is when Suzanne booked us a surprise holiday to Lanzarote.
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The cafe was called Tattoos. The fella who owned it didn't have any tattoos... but we never saw his wife.
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