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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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The cafe was called Tattoos. The fella who owned it didn't have any tattoos... but we never saw his wife.
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It's like the panda, they say that's dying out. But what do they do? When you see them they're just sitting in the jungle eating.
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There’s fish in here that I’ve read about that are so see-through that they’re invisible. So I don’t even think they know they exist.
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There is no need for ants to have the ability to fly
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You don't have to do it straight away, but just do it before it gets really bad.
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We came from the sea originally, now we're going back in it. Don't go in it, unless you're in a boat.
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[Jellyfish] are 97% water or something, so how much are they doing? Just give them another 3% and make them water. It's more useful.
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A dog has got human eyes.
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There was always something. It's like with this one, there's always something that's mad that I look back on it and go, that's pretty amazing to say that I've done that or been there.
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From someone whose dad buys him a spade for Christmas, I thought you'd be grateful!
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People always tell me I'm going to regret not having kids. But what if I have one and then I regret having it? Has anyone thought of that option?
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When i was younger i remember once i went to bed and i was so happy that i laughed myself to sleep.
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And we've got a toaster and everything. So there is no reason for the wedding.
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Does the brain control you or are you controlling the brain? I don't know if I'm in charge of mine.
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The poorer people and criminals of Mexico who are not very religious but not quite atheists, either, worship Saint Death.
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I was impressed by the Taj Mahal. A good bit of work, well looked after, worth paying money to see.
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It's not easy keeping a diary. You have to be pretty committed.
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This is the problem with over-crowded inner-city schools there aren't enough parts for everyone in the nativity story.
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The reason I did the book about holidays is that you're a different person on holiday. You're sleeping somewhere unfamiliar, knocking about with people you've never met and for 10 days you're someone else. You're out of your comfortable zone.
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Sometimes you can know too much. A lot of brainy people like Stephen Fry are quite depressive.
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