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Karl Pilkington
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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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I'd say the best is when I was in Africa, I saw a hippo in a house. Someone had a pet hippo. And they're meant to be one of the most dangerous animals on the planet, and they had one that was sort of just wandering in and out of their house, just sort of roaming about.
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People who live in a glass house have to answer the door.
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Who'd have thought the Frisbee would have caught on?
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People always tell me I'm going to regret not having kids. But what if I have one and then I regret having it? Has anyone thought of that option?
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If Camels are the ship of the dessert, this one is the Titanic
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If you can't do it, don't do it.
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The Web is the new book though, innit?
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People say if bees die out, the world would end apparently. Now, I don't know if that's true, if that's some bee enthusiast who managed to write a good document and people believe this.
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I don’t understand why people take pictures of mimes. Everyone looks like a mime in a picture.
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I'm not a proper traveler. I don't like to be challenged or have too much of a change and prefer a week away just to relax.
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If you don't sleep you get run down. Sloths never get a flu, cos its good innit thats when your body's replemishing.
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We came from the sea originally, now we're going back in it. Don't go in it, unless you're in a boat.
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If you had five photos of anuses, I could not point mine out.
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There is no need for ants to have the ability to fly
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Whether it's a potato or a nut, it's a foodage!
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Does the brain control you or are you controlling the brain? I don't know if I'm in charge of mine.
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I'm a bit rubbish at knowing when something is good. But if it goes out and I can say, I wasn't as bad as I thought I would be, then I'll be happy. Until then, I'll be thinking, I shouldn't be here!
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I'm more open to give things a go, but what I'm not good at yet is holding back. If something is daft or rubbish, I just go, I can't be doing it.
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You never get an angry man suddenly breaking into a whistle.
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The great pyramid is overrated. It's a bad design. The lounge is going to be huge, but the bedroom is going to be tiny.
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