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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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[Jellyfish] are 97% water or something, so how much are they doing? Just give them another 3% and make them water. It's more useful.
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There is someone for everyone, i'nt there. That's always my thing. And it's reassuring I think.
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It's interesting to see that people had so much clutter even thousands of years ago. The only way to get rid of it all was to bury it, and then some archaeologist went and dug it all up.
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Sometimes you can know too much. A lot of brainy people like Stephen Fry are quite depressive.
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The Chichen Itza is just a pyramid with four sides, with stairs on each side leading to some kind of bungalow on the top.
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It's like there's some unwritten rule that if you're mates, you can say what you want to each other, and you don't really get that annoyed about it.
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It's like the panda, they say that's dying out. But what do they do? When you see them they're just sitting in the jungle eating.
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I've learnt that, even though I've travelled about, I haven't changed that much.
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Knowledge is almost annoying.
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The Elephant Man would never have gotten up and gone, ‘Oh, God. Look at me hair today.’
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I found that being with happy positive people annoys me.
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Being honest with you, it's not the 'great' wall of China. It's an all right wall. It's the 'All Right Wall of China.'
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You never get an angry man suddenly breaking into a whistle.
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It's not easy keeping a diary. You have to be pretty committed.
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They do it in Thai restaurants in London. You ask for a drink, and it comes in a glass with loads of seaweed and pebbles in it like a scene from Finding Nemo.
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Yesterday, I did some painting then went out to buy an onion and came home and watched 'University Challenge.' The onion was probably the highlight.
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Happiness is like a cake: have too much of it and you get sick of it.
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At some point, some insect has had sex with a leaf.
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I don’t understand why people take pictures of mimes. Everyone looks like a mime in a picture.
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I'd say the best is when I was in Africa, I saw a hippo in a house. Someone had a pet hippo. And they're meant to be one of the most dangerous animals on the planet, and they had one that was sort of just wandering in and out of their house, just sort of roaming about.
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