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Normally you can't hear you're own voice because you're talking over it.

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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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They do it in Thai restaurants in London. You ask for a drink, and it comes in a glass with loads of seaweed and pebbles in it like a scene from Finding Nemo.
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I came up with a good idea... see-through skin.
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I find that if you just talk, your mouth comes up with stuff.
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This is the problem with over-crowded inner-city schools there aren't enough parts for everyone in the nativity story.
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It's like there's some unwritten rule that if you're mates, you can say what you want to each other, and you don't really get that annoyed about it.
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Apparently you're not allowed to lick a toad's back.
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If you don't have a plan, you can end up doing some interesting things.
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Now sometimes I don't know if I feel well. Because I've been in my body for years.
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Everywhere we walked we got plenty of attention due to the camera and sound men. The locals love to get on camera. [...] I'd seen footage of Gandhi surrounded like this and always thought it was because he was very popular, but now I wonder if it was just because he had a camera crew with him.
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A slug is always on its own. It's a lonely insect.
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Everyone is living for everyone else now. They're doing stuff so they can tell other people about it. I don't get all that social media stuff, I've always got other things I want to do - odd jobs around the house. No one wants to hear about that.
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A dog has got human eyes.
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Does the brain control you or are you controlling the brain? I don't know if I'm in charge of mine.
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I've been on the planet for 40 years now, and I'm still none the wiser as to what it's all about really. I've never worried about life's big questions. People at my age sit about pondering, 'Why are we here?' The only time I ever asked myself that is when Suzanne booked us a surprise holiday to Lanzarote.
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I've learnt that, even though I've travelled about, I haven't changed that much.
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Well I'm trying to think what I put in... I think I put in 'why?' to see if I'd confuse the computer.
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It's just hassle of having friends and family an' that.
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The Tudors, I don't even know if I had a family back then.
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I'd say the best is when I was in Africa, I saw a hippo in a house. Someone had a pet hippo. And they're meant to be one of the most dangerous animals on the planet, and they had one that was sort of just wandering in and out of their house, just sort of roaming about.
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I don't think I'd be a very good parent. I'd be too honest.
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