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Karl Pilkington

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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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I don't think I'd be a very good parent. I'd be too honest.
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How would I know which one I was?
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We came from the sea originally, now we're going back in it. Don't go in it, unless you're in a boat.
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I've always wanted to kick a duck up the arse
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If you live in a glass house, don't be chucking stuff about.
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Yesterday, I did some painting then went out to buy an onion and came home and watched 'University Challenge.' The onion was probably the highlight.
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That impresses me more, inventin' electricity.
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I don’t understand why people take pictures of mimes. Everyone looks like a mime in a picture.
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Happiness is like a cake: have too much of it and you get sick of it.
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A block of blood should not have the word cake after it...they might as well say shite gateau
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If you’re worrying about the wrinkles on your bollocks I’d say your life’s pretty good
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The Web is the new book though, innit?
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We'll all die out eventually. Humans will be gone. And all I'm saying is, when people worry about polar bears disappearing or whatever, it's like, well that's life, things will come and go, we'll find new species...
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I don't know any Londoners 'cos I'm from Manchester.
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The great pyramid is overrated. It's a bad design. The lounge is going to be huge, but the bedroom is going to be tiny.
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Everywhere we walked we got plenty of attention due to the camera and sound men. The locals love to get on camera. [...] I'd seen footage of Gandhi surrounded like this and always thought it was because he was very popular, but now I wonder if it was just because he had a camera crew with him.
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I know who I am. Bloody hell, I'm getting enough bills for Karl Pilkington so I hope I am him, 'cos if I'm not, I have no idea who I'm paying for
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This is the problem with over-crowded inner-city schools there aren't enough parts for everyone in the nativity story.
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Being honest with you, it's not the 'great' wall of China. It's an all right wall. It's the 'All Right Wall of China.'
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A slug is always on its own. It's a lonely insect.
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