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Karl Pilkington
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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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Happiness is like a cake: have too much of it and you get sick of it.
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If you had five photos of anuses, I could not point mine out.
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I don't know any Londoners 'cos I'm from Manchester.
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I think people would live a bit longer if they didn't know how old they were. Age puts restrictions on things.
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A slug is always on its own. It's a lonely insect.
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[Jellyfish] are 97% water or something, so how much are they doing? Just give them another 3% and make them water. It's more useful.
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