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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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It's like the panda, they say that's dying out. But what do they do? When you see them they're just sitting in the jungle eating.
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What's that plate that's above a saucer but below a plate?
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How would I know which one I was?
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The great pyramid is overrated. It's a bad design. The lounge is going to be huge, but the bedroom is going to be tiny.
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I never buy a piece of art. I don't see the point in buying something because I know my eyes will get bored of it eventually.
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I'd say the best is when I was in Africa, I saw a hippo in a house. Someone had a pet hippo. And they're meant to be one of the most dangerous animals on the planet, and they had one that was sort of just wandering in and out of their house, just sort of roaming about.
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If you'd have told me five years ago that I'd have done all this - two books, some television and everything - I'd panic, I'd be scared.
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Now sometimes I don't know if I feel well. Because I've been in my body for years.
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A dog has got human eyes.
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Be the ugly one, look at the nice one.
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I've heard that fact, that is you eat more than six bananas it will kill you. I saw a bowl with seven bananas in it and I thought, that's dangerous.
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If you had five photos of anuses, I could not point mine out.
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The Chichen Itza is just a pyramid with four sides, with stairs on each side leading to some kind of bungalow on the top.
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There’s fish in here that I’ve read about that are so see-through that they’re invisible. So I don’t even think they know they exist.
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That impresses me more, inventin' electricity.
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If you don't have a plan, you can end up doing some interesting things.
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We all just want to sit on our ass.
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If you’re worrying about the wrinkles on your bollocks I’d say your life’s pretty good
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She gave me the jabs and said I was covered for every worst-case scenario, including being bitten by a dirty chimp. I told her this is why we have over-population problems. Why are idiots who annoy dirty chimps being protected?
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I know who I am. Bloody hell, I'm getting enough bills for Karl Pilkington so I hope I am him, 'cos if I'm not, I have no idea who I'm paying for
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