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Knowledge is almost annoying.

Karl Pilkington

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Karl Pilkington
Age: 51
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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I think people would live a bit longer if they didn't know how old they were. Age puts restrictions on things.
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What's that plate that's above a saucer but below a plate?
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I don't think I'd be a very good parent. I'd be too honest.
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I'm a bit rubbish at knowing when something is good. But if it goes out and I can say, I wasn't as bad as I thought I would be, then I'll be happy. Until then, I'll be thinking, I shouldn't be here!
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We came from the sea originally, now we're going back in it. Don't go in it, unless you're in a boat.
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She gave me the jabs and said I was covered for every worst-case scenario, including being bitten by a dirty chimp. I told her this is why we have over-population problems. Why are idiots who annoy dirty chimps being protected?
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Me in a one-man tent crouching over carrier bag. It's not just the lowest point of the trip. It's the lowest point ever. In 38 years.
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Cat food. It stinks a bit, but if you don't put up with the smell, the little kitten will die.
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I don't know any Londoners 'cos I'm from Manchester.
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I'd say the best is when I was in Africa, I saw a hippo in a house. Someone had a pet hippo. And they're meant to be one of the most dangerous animals on the planet, and they had one that was sort of just wandering in and out of their house, just sort of roaming about.
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That impresses me more, inventin' electricity.
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People moan about drugs being tested on animals. I sort of think it depends innit. If the drug's aspirin and the monkey's got a headache, is it right?
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Why is it alright to be going around, going mental with a gun, shooting all the monkeys and killing them? Because one day we're going to run out.
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Why didn't evolution make a giraffe good at carpentry so it could build a ladder?
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It's weird how me and that insect are miles apart in terms of lifestyle, yet we both like a biscuit.
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If Camels are the ship of the dessert, this one is the Titanic
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The Web is the new book though, innit?
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At some point, some insect has had sex with a leaf.
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Fishing: I don't really like it. I don't really like the expression on the fish's face.
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I'd rather live in a cave with a view of a palace than live in a palace with a view of a cave.
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