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Knowledge is almost annoying.

Karl Pilkington

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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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We're gonna get weaker. That's already happened. They used to say, you know, an apple a day keeps the doctor away. Now they're saying eat five fruits. That's evidence. You can't argue with that.
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If you’re worrying about the wrinkles on your bollocks I’d say your life’s pretty good
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Me mum used to always have the radio on - even now she has it on in every room. Me girlfriend sort of blames that reason for me not doing that well at school - constant noise, really.
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As long as you're remembering baby Jesus, does it matter when you're remembering him. That's what I'm saying about Christmas, I might not be in the mood for it December 25th.
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If you'd have told me five years ago that I'd have done all this - two books, some television and everything - I'd panic, I'd be scared.
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But I'm not an idiot. At the end of the day, I've learned a lot.
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Fishing: I don't really like it. I don't really like the expression on the fish's face.
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There is someone for everyone, i'nt there. That's always my thing. And it's reassuring I think.
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The Elephant Man would never have gotten up and gone, ‘Oh, God. Look at me hair today.’
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It's weird how me and that insect are miles apart in terms of lifestyle, yet we both like a biscuit.
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With identical twins, you always get a little snidey one.
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How would I know which one I was?
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From someone whose dad buys him a spade for Christmas, I thought you'd be grateful!
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The Web is the new book though, innit?
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Normally you can't hear you're own voice because you're talking over it.
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If you can't do it, don't do it.
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Everyone is living for everyone else now. They're doing stuff so they can tell other people about it. I don't get all that social media stuff, I've always got other things I want to do - odd jobs around the house. No one wants to hear about that.
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You don't have to do it straight away, but just do it before it gets really bad.
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