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Knowledge is almost annoying.

Karl Pilkington

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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
Actor
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Knowledge
Annoying
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I say have the night and give people the awards, but why do people want to watch people win awards? What are they getting out of it? I don't quite get it. Because they have awards all the time there's awards for butchers, the best meat served, but they don't televise it. I don't know why they do it for films or TV programs.
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Well I'm trying to think what I put in... I think I put in 'why?' to see if I'd confuse the computer.
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We all just want to sit on our ass.
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I've been on the planet for 40 years now, and I'm still none the wiser as to what it's all about really. I've never worried about life's big questions. People at my age sit about pondering, 'Why are we here?' The only time I ever asked myself that is when Suzanne booked us a surprise holiday to Lanzarote.
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What I mean is, I don't know what I mean.
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It's like there's some unwritten rule that if you're mates, you can say what you want to each other, and you don't really get that annoyed about it.
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This is the problem with over-crowded inner-city schools there aren't enough parts for everyone in the nativity story.
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Yesterday, I did some painting then went out to buy an onion and came home and watched 'University Challenge.' The onion was probably the highlight.
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What happens if someone else has my eyes, and they start looking at stuff I don't like? I don't like the idea of that.
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The reason I did the book about holidays is that you're a different person on holiday. You're sleeping somewhere unfamiliar, knocking about with people you've never met and for 10 days you're someone else. You're out of your comfortable zone.
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The poorer people and criminals of Mexico who are not very religious but not quite atheists, either, worship Saint Death.
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There’s fish in here that I’ve read about that are so see-through that they’re invisible. So I don’t even think they know they exist.
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Sometimes you can know too much. A lot of brainy people like Stephen Fry are quite depressive.
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The only reason you don't go on holiday, is 'cause you have to spend money.
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People moan about drugs being tested on animals. I sort of think it depends innit. If the drug's aspirin and the monkey's got a headache, is it right?
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The Web is the new book though, innit?
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I mean, I am into nature and seeing whales. I went whale-watching, and I was really looking forward to that, but when you see it on TV and you see other programs do it, you're seeing close-ups of these massive creatures, and the music that's added gives you a certain feeling.
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At some point, some insect has had sex with a leaf.
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I don't know any Londoners 'cos I'm from Manchester.
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Normally you can't hear you're own voice because you're talking over it.
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