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Knowledge is almost annoying.

Karl Pilkington

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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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It's like there's some unwritten rule that if you're mates, you can say what you want to each other, and you don't really get that annoyed about it.
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I'm really happy. I just don't choose to show it.
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But I'm not an idiot. At the end of the day, I've learned a lot.
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We're gonna get weaker. That's already happened. They used to say, you know, an apple a day keeps the doctor away. Now they're saying eat five fruits. That's evidence. You can't argue with that.
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It is hard eating a little kangaroo knob.
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I never buy a piece of art. I don't see the point in buying something because I know my eyes will get bored of it eventually.
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Cat food. It stinks a bit, but if you don't put up with the smell, the little kitten will die.
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I say have the night and give people the awards, but why do people want to watch people win awards? What are they getting out of it? I don't quite get it. Because they have awards all the time there's awards for butchers, the best meat served, but they don't televise it. I don't know why they do it for films or TV programs.
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And we've got a toaster and everything. So there is no reason for the wedding.
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I am pessimistic, I think that's the best way to be, because if you're always expecting the best - the best doesn't always happen. Nine times out of 10 it doesn't. I'm surprised when things go smoothly. I don't know what's wrong with being pessimistic - unless you are such a pessimist that you don't do anything.
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Well...like, when you're born, you're a little baby, you're wrinkly and stuff, when you get older you sort of morph into a baby again.
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Stop looking at the walls, look out the window.
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People say if bees die out, the world would end apparently. Now, I don't know if that's true, if that's some bee enthusiast who managed to write a good document and people believe this.
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What I mean is, I don't know what I mean.
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If you live in a glass house, don't be chucking stuff about.
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I think people would live a bit longer if they didn't know how old they were. Age puts restrictions on things.
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If you had five photos of anuses, I could not point mine out.
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The great pyramid is overrated. It's a bad design. The lounge is going to be huge, but the bedroom is going to be tiny.
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I'm just sayin', I don't like fun.
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People who live in a glass house have to answer the door.
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