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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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[Jellyfish] are 97% water or something, so how much are they doing? Just give them another 3% and make them water. It's more useful.
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Well...like, when you're born, you're a little baby, you're wrinkly and stuff, when you get older you sort of morph into a baby again.
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The Elephant Man would never have gotten up and gone, ‘Oh, God. Look at me hair today.’
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The great pyramid is overrated. It's a bad design. The lounge is going to be huge, but the bedroom is going to be tiny.
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Cat food. It stinks a bit, but if you don't put up with the smell, the little kitten will die.
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Being honest with you, it's not the 'great' wall of China. It's an all right wall. It's the 'All Right Wall of China.'
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People say having kids is life changing, well that doesn't necessarily mean a good thing, does it? I could take one of my legs off. That would change my life.
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Neil Armstrong, that spaceman, he went to the moon but he ain't been back. It can't have been that good.
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If Camels are the ship of the dessert, this one is the Titanic
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Apparently you're not allowed to lick a toad's back.
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Happiness is like a cake: have too much of it and you get sick of it.
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You don't have to do it straight away, but just do it before it gets really bad.
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I was impressed by the Taj Mahal. A good bit of work, well looked after, worth paying money to see.
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If you’re worrying about the wrinkles on your bollocks I’d say your life’s pretty good
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Does the brain control you or are you controlling the brain? I don't know if I'm in charge of mine.
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With identical twins, you always get a little snidey one.
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Stop looking at the walls, look out the window.
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It's like the panda, they say that's dying out. But what do they do? When you see them they're just sitting in the jungle eating.
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I'd say the best is when I was in Africa, I saw a hippo in a house. Someone had a pet hippo. And they're meant to be one of the most dangerous animals on the planet, and they had one that was sort of just wandering in and out of their house, just sort of roaming about.
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I never buy a piece of art. I don't see the point in buying something because I know my eyes will get bored of it eventually.
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