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Knowledge is almost annoying.

Karl Pilkington

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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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Annoying
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There’s fish in here that I’ve read about that are so see-through that they’re invisible. So I don’t even think they know they exist.
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People who live in a glass house have to answer the door.
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I'm just sayin', I don't like fun.
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I don't think I'd be a very good parent. I'd be too honest.
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I think people would live a bit longer if they didn't know how old they were. Age puts restrictions on things.
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The reason there are so many gyms in London is because the amount of gay people who are here now.
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But I'm not an idiot. At the end of the day, I've learned a lot.
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I was impressed by the Taj Mahal. A good bit of work, well looked after, worth paying money to see.
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Why is it alright to be going around, going mental with a gun, shooting all the monkeys and killing them? Because one day we're going to run out.
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Does the brain control you or are you controlling the brain? I don't know if I'm in charge of mine.
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[Jellyfish] are 97% water or something, so how much are they doing? Just give them another 3% and make them water. It's more useful.
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The only reason you don't go on holiday, is 'cause you have to spend money.
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The Chichen Itza is just a pyramid with four sides, with stairs on each side leading to some kind of bungalow on the top.
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If you don't have a plan, you can end up doing some interesting things.
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Now sometimes I don't know if I feel well. Because I've been in my body for years.
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If you’re worrying about the wrinkles on your bollocks I’d say your life’s pretty good
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There is someone for everyone, i'nt there. That's always my thing. And it's reassuring I think.
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We'll all die out eventually. Humans will be gone. And all I'm saying is, when people worry about polar bears disappearing or whatever, it's like, well that's life, things will come and go, we'll find new species...
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For me, a good holiday is about value for money rather than things to see.
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I mean, I am into nature and seeing whales. I went whale-watching, and I was really looking forward to that, but when you see it on TV and you see other programs do it, you're seeing close-ups of these massive creatures, and the music that's added gives you a certain feeling.
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