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Knowledge is almost annoying.

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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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Me mum used to always have the radio on - even now she has it on in every room. Me girlfriend sort of blames that reason for me not doing that well at school - constant noise, really.
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The only reason you don't go on holiday, is 'cause you have to spend money.
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When i was younger i remember once i went to bed and i was so happy that i laughed myself to sleep.
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Why is it alright to be going around, going mental with a gun, shooting all the monkeys and killing them? Because one day we're going to run out.
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I've learnt that, even though I've travelled about, I haven't changed that much.
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A problem solved is a problem caused.
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A single vision is more perfect than a committee vision because with everyone having their say, it becomes compromised.
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We came from the sea originally, now we're going back in it. Don't go in it, unless you're in a boat.
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We'll all die out eventually. Humans will be gone. And all I'm saying is, when people worry about polar bears disappearing or whatever, it's like, well that's life, things will come and go, we'll find new species...
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This is the problem with over-crowded inner-city schools there aren't enough parts for everyone in the nativity story.
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We're gonna get weaker. That's already happened. They used to say, you know, an apple a day keeps the doctor away. Now they're saying eat five fruits. That's evidence. You can't argue with that.
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Whether it's a potato or a nut, it's a foodage!
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I don’t understand why people take pictures of mimes. Everyone looks like a mime in a picture.
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What's that plate that's above a saucer but below a plate?
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I don't really like surprises. Not big ones anyway. Just having a pack of Revels holds enough of a surprise for me.
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If you don't sleep you get run down. Sloths never get a flu, cos its good innit thats when your body's replemishing.
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With identical twins, you always get a little snidey one.
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Well...like, when you're born, you're a little baby, you're wrinkly and stuff, when you get older you sort of morph into a baby again.
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I'm more open to give things a go, but what I'm not good at yet is holding back. If something is daft or rubbish, I just go, I can't be doing it.
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The reason there are so many gyms in London is because the amount of gay people who are here now.
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