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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
Actor
Comedian
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Almost
Knowledge
Annoying

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If you’re worrying about the wrinkles on your bollocks I’d say your life’s pretty good
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The cafe was called Tattoos. The fella who owned it didn't have any tattoos... but we never saw his wife.
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Me in a one-man tent crouching over carrier bag. It's not just the lowest point of the trip. It's the lowest point ever. In 38 years.
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With identical twins, you always get a little snidey one.
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We're gonna get weaker. That's already happened. They used to say, you know, an apple a day keeps the doctor away. Now they're saying eat five fruits. That's evidence. You can't argue with that.
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Happiness is like a cake: have too much of it and you get sick of it.
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There is someone for everyone, i'nt there. That's always my thing. And it's reassuring I think.
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I know who I am. Bloody hell, I'm getting enough bills for Karl Pilkington so I hope I am him, 'cos if I'm not, I have no idea who I'm paying for
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The great pyramid is overrated. It's a bad design. The lounge is going to be huge, but the bedroom is going to be tiny.
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I'd say the best is when I was in Africa, I saw a hippo in a house. Someone had a pet hippo. And they're meant to be one of the most dangerous animals on the planet, and they had one that was sort of just wandering in and out of their house, just sort of roaming about.
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It's weird how me and that insect are miles apart in terms of lifestyle, yet we both like a biscuit.
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I'm not a proper traveler. I don't like to be challenged or have too much of a change and prefer a week away just to relax.
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It is hard eating a little kangaroo knob.
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I don't really like surprises. Not big ones anyway. Just having a pack of Revels holds enough of a surprise for me.
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Being honest with you, it's not the 'great' wall of China. It's an all right wall. It's the 'All Right Wall of China.'
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I'm really happy. I just don't choose to show it.
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Why didn't evolution make a giraffe good at carpentry so it could build a ladder?
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I'd rather live in a cave with a view of a palace than live in a palace with a view of a cave.
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Does the brain control you or are you controlling the brain? I don't know if I'm in charge of mine.
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You know, when you're a producer, you're a bit of a lackey. You're just making cups of tea and making sure they've got newspaper, stuff like that.
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