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Knowledge is almost annoying.

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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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Annoying
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Classes teaching you how to breathe. I'm 32, I think I've got the hang of it.
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Now sometimes I don't know if I feel well. Because I've been in my body for years.
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Well I'm trying to think what I put in... I think I put in 'why?' to see if I'd confuse the computer.
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Stop looking at the walls, look out the window.
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Be the ugly one, look at the nice one.
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We're gonna get weaker. That's already happened. They used to say, you know, an apple a day keeps the doctor away. Now they're saying eat five fruits. That's evidence. You can't argue with that.
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Why didn't evolution make a giraffe good at carpentry so it could build a ladder?
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How would I know which one I was?
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For me, a good holiday is about value for money rather than things to see.
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I'd say the best is when I was in Africa, I saw a hippo in a house. Someone had a pet hippo. And they're meant to be one of the most dangerous animals on the planet, and they had one that was sort of just wandering in and out of their house, just sort of roaming about.
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Everyone is living for everyone else now. They're doing stuff so they can tell other people about it. I don't get all that social media stuff, I've always got other things I want to do - odd jobs around the house. No one wants to hear about that.
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We all just want to sit on our ass.
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A slug is always on its own. It's a lonely insect.
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You don't have to do it straight away, but just do it before it gets really bad.
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People who live in a glass house have to answer the door.
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The Chichen Itza is just a pyramid with four sides, with stairs on each side leading to some kind of bungalow on the top.
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It's weird how me and that insect are miles apart in terms of lifestyle, yet we both like a biscuit.
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I'm just sayin', I don't like fun.
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It's not a joke: I really do like being at home.
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Cat food. It stinks a bit, but if you don't put up with the smell, the little kitten will die.
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