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Knowledge is almost annoying.

Karl Pilkington

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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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Well I'm trying to think what I put in... I think I put in 'why?' to see if I'd confuse the computer.
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I'm a bit rubbish at knowing when something is good. But if it goes out and I can say, I wasn't as bad as I thought I would be, then I'll be happy. Until then, I'll be thinking, I shouldn't be here!
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If Camels are the ship of the dessert, this one is the Titanic
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Normally you can't hear you're own voice because you're talking over it.
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You know, when you're a producer, you're a bit of a lackey. You're just making cups of tea and making sure they've got newspaper, stuff like that.
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I've been on the planet for 40 years now, and I'm still none the wiser as to what it's all about really. I've never worried about life's big questions. People at my age sit about pondering, 'Why are we here?' The only time I ever asked myself that is when Suzanne booked us a surprise holiday to Lanzarote.
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The Chichen Itza is just a pyramid with four sides, with stairs on each side leading to some kind of bungalow on the top.
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Fishing: I don't really like it. I don't really like the expression on the fish's face.
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The reason there are so many gyms in London is because the amount of gay people who are here now.
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Classes teaching you how to breathe. I'm 32, I think I've got the hang of it.
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If you live in a glass house, don't be chucking stuff about.
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If you had five photos of anuses, I could not point mine out.
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I came up with a good idea... see-through skin.
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People moan about drugs being tested on animals. I sort of think it depends innit. If the drug's aspirin and the monkey's got a headache, is it right?
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I don’t understand why people take pictures of mimes. Everyone looks like a mime in a picture.
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I'm just sayin', I don't like fun.
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I know when I was a kid I ate a beetle. I ate a beetle because I thought it was licorice.
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A dog has got human eyes.
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For me, a good holiday is about value for money rather than things to see.
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Being honest with you, it's not the 'great' wall of China. It's an all right wall. It's the 'All Right Wall of China.'
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