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Knowledge is almost annoying.

Karl Pilkington

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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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Annoying
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I don't want to go about offending people, that's not my plan.
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I'd rather live in a cave with a view of a palace than live in a palace with a view of a cave.
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We came from the sea originally, now we're going back in it. Don't go in it, unless you're in a boat.
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But I'm not an idiot. At the end of the day, I've learned a lot.
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Yesterday, I did some painting then went out to buy an onion and came home and watched 'University Challenge.' The onion was probably the highlight.
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Why didn't evolution make a giraffe good at carpentry so it could build a ladder?
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With identical twins, you always get a little snidey one.
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I just sort of go along and say what I think -and that's all you can do in life, really.
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Me in a one-man tent crouching over carrier bag. It's not just the lowest point of the trip. It's the lowest point ever. In 38 years.
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It's not easy keeping a diary. You have to be pretty committed.
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Apparently you're not allowed to lick a toad's back.
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Now sometimes I don't know if I feel well. Because I've been in my body for years.
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Everyone is living for everyone else now. They're doing stuff so they can tell other people about it. I don't get all that social media stuff, I've always got other things I want to do - odd jobs around the house. No one wants to hear about that.
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I know who I am. Bloody hell, I'm getting enough bills for Karl Pilkington so I hope I am him, 'cos if I'm not, I have no idea who I'm paying for
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Happiness is like a cake: have too much of it and you get sick of it.
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It's weird how me and that insect are miles apart in terms of lifestyle, yet we both like a biscuit.
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And we've got a toaster and everything. So there is no reason for the wedding.
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