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The Tudors, I don't even know if I had a family back then.
Karl Pilkington
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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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I'm a bit rubbish at knowing when something is good. But if it goes out and I can say, I wasn't as bad as I thought I would be, then I'll be happy. Until then, I'll be thinking, I shouldn't be here!
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I mean, I am into nature and seeing whales. I went whale-watching, and I was really looking forward to that, but when you see it on TV and you see other programs do it, you're seeing close-ups of these massive creatures, and the music that's added gives you a certain feeling.
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We'll all die out eventually. Humans will be gone. And all I'm saying is, when people worry about polar bears disappearing or whatever, it's like, well that's life, things will come and go, we'll find new species...
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I don’t understand why people take pictures of mimes. Everyone looks like a mime in a picture.
Karl Pilkington
I find that if you just talk, your mouth comes up with stuff.
Karl Pilkington
A slug is always on its own. It's a lonely insect.
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The reason there are so many gyms in London is because the amount of gay people who are here now.
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If you don't sleep you get run down. Sloths never get a flu, cos its good innit thats when your body's replemishing.
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I'd rather live in a cave with a view of a palace than live in a palace with a view of a cave.
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Classes teaching you how to breathe. I'm 32, I think I've got the hang of it.
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The only reason you don't go on holiday, is 'cause you have to spend money.
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It's like the panda, they say that's dying out. But what do they do? When you see them they're just sitting in the jungle eating.
Karl Pilkington
For me, a good holiday is about value for money rather than things to see.
Karl Pilkington
It's just hassle of having friends and family an' that.
Karl Pilkington
Well I'm trying to think what I put in... I think I put in 'why?' to see if I'd confuse the computer.
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I'm not a proper traveler. I don't like to be challenged or have too much of a change and prefer a week away just to relax.
Karl Pilkington
But I'm not an idiot. At the end of the day, I've learned a lot.
Karl Pilkington
This is the problem with over-crowded inner-city schools there aren't enough parts for everyone in the nativity story.
Karl Pilkington
If you don't have a plan, you can end up doing some interesting things.
Karl Pilkington
Does the brain control you or are you controlling the brain? I don't know if I'm in charge of mine.
Karl Pilkington
