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The Tudors, I don't even know if I had a family back then.
Karl Pilkington
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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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People always tell me I'm going to regret not having kids. But what if I have one and then I regret having it? Has anyone thought of that option?
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