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The Tudors, I don't even know if I had a family back then.

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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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It's interesting to see that people had so much clutter even thousands of years ago. The only way to get rid of it all was to bury it, and then some archaeologist went and dug it all up.
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We'll all die out eventually. Humans will be gone. And all I'm saying is, when people worry about polar bears disappearing or whatever, it's like, well that's life, things will come and go, we'll find new species...
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There is no need for ants to have the ability to fly
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As long as you're remembering baby Jesus, does it matter when you're remembering him. That's what I'm saying about Christmas, I might not be in the mood for it December 25th.
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We came from the sea originally, now we're going back in it. Don't go in it, unless you're in a boat.
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Me mum used to always have the radio on - even now she has it on in every room. Me girlfriend sort of blames that reason for me not doing that well at school - constant noise, really.
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I don't think I'd be a very good parent. I'd be too honest.
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I know who I am. Bloody hell, I'm getting enough bills for Karl Pilkington so I hope I am him, 'cos if I'm not, I have no idea who I'm paying for
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Why didn't evolution make a giraffe good at carpentry so it could build a ladder?
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Every problem solved is a problem made.
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That impresses me more, inventin' electricity.
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From someone whose dad buys him a spade for Christmas, I thought you'd be grateful!
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I'm really happy. I just don't choose to show it.
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It's weird how me and that insect are miles apart in terms of lifestyle, yet we both like a biscuit.
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Stop looking at the walls, look out the window.
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Sometimes you can know too much. A lot of brainy people like Stephen Fry are quite depressive.
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