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The Tudors, I don't even know if I had a family back then.

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Karl Pilkington
Age: 51
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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Neil Armstrong, that spaceman, he went to the moon but he ain't been back. It can't have been that good.
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People moan about drugs being tested on animals. I sort of think it depends innit. If the drug's aspirin and the monkey's got a headache, is it right?
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People say having kids is life changing, well that doesn't necessarily mean a good thing, does it? I could take one of my legs off. That would change my life.
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But I'm not an idiot. At the end of the day, I've learned a lot.
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I don't watch much telly, the telly hardly goes on, but the things I do watch are sort of nature programs, and something about the oceans and the amount of weird fish that's in there.
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Normally you can't hear you're own voice because you're talking over it.
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When i was younger i remember once i went to bed and i was so happy that i laughed myself to sleep.
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A single vision is more perfect than a committee vision because with everyone having their say, it becomes compromised.
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I'd rather live in a cave with a view of a palace than live in a palace with a view of a cave.
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I'd say the best is when I was in Africa, I saw a hippo in a house. Someone had a pet hippo. And they're meant to be one of the most dangerous animals on the planet, and they had one that was sort of just wandering in and out of their house, just sort of roaming about.
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