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The Tudors, I don't even know if I had a family back then.
Karl Pilkington
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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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Everywhere we walked we got plenty of attention due to the camera and sound men. The locals love to get on camera. [...] I'd seen footage of Gandhi surrounded like this and always thought it was because he was very popular, but now I wonder if it was just because he had a camera crew with him.
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The Chichen Itza is just a pyramid with four sides, with stairs on each side leading to some kind of bungalow on the top.
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The cafe was called Tattoos. The fella who owned it didn't have any tattoos... but we never saw his wife.
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Well I'm trying to think what I put in... I think I put in 'why?' to see if I'd confuse the computer.
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Now sometimes I don't know if I feel well. Because I've been in my body for years.
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I mean, I am into nature and seeing whales. I went whale-watching, and I was really looking forward to that, but when you see it on TV and you see other programs do it, you're seeing close-ups of these massive creatures, and the music that's added gives you a certain feeling.
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For me, a good holiday is about value for money rather than things to see.
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A problem solved is a problem caused.
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I'm a bit rubbish at knowing when something is good. But if it goes out and I can say, I wasn't as bad as I thought I would be, then I'll be happy. Until then, I'll be thinking, I shouldn't be here!
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Stop looking at the walls, look out the window.
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Normally you can't hear you're own voice because you're talking over it.
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By 78 you've done everything you're going to do. If you haven't bungee-jumped by the time you're 78 you're not going to do it.
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People say if bees die out, the world would end apparently. Now, I don't know if that's true, if that's some bee enthusiast who managed to write a good document and people believe this.
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And we've got a toaster and everything. So there is no reason for the wedding.
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If you'd have told me five years ago that I'd have done all this - two books, some television and everything - I'd panic, I'd be scared.
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