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What I mean is, I don't know what I mean.

Karl Pilkington

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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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I know when I was a kid I ate a beetle. I ate a beetle because I thought it was licorice.
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Knowledge is almost annoying.
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I never buy a piece of art. I don't see the point in buying something because I know my eyes will get bored of it eventually.
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I just sort of go along and say what I think -and that's all you can do in life, really.
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The reason there are so many gyms in London is because the amount of gay people who are here now.
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The cafe was called Tattoos. The fella who owned it didn't have any tattoos... but we never saw his wife.
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It's like there's some unwritten rule that if you're mates, you can say what you want to each other, and you don't really get that annoyed about it.
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The Chichen Itza is just a pyramid with four sides, with stairs on each side leading to some kind of bungalow on the top.
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It's interesting to see that people had so much clutter even thousands of years ago. The only way to get rid of it all was to bury it, and then some archaeologist went and dug it all up.
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It's not a joke: I really do like being at home.
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People say if bees die out, the world would end apparently. Now, I don't know if that's true, if that's some bee enthusiast who managed to write a good document and people believe this.
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The Tudors, I don't even know if I had a family back then.
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Now sometimes I don't know if I feel well. Because I've been in my body for years.
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They do it in Thai restaurants in London. You ask for a drink, and it comes in a glass with loads of seaweed and pebbles in it like a scene from Finding Nemo.
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The reason I did the book about holidays is that you're a different person on holiday. You're sleeping somewhere unfamiliar, knocking about with people you've never met and for 10 days you're someone else. You're out of your comfortable zone.
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Stop looking at the walls, look out the window.
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I know who I am. Bloody hell, I'm getting enough bills for Karl Pilkington so I hope I am him, 'cos if I'm not, I have no idea who I'm paying for
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