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What I mean is, I don't know what I mean.

Karl Pilkington

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Karl Pilkington
Age: 51
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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I don't want to go about offending people, that's not my plan.
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I think people would live a bit longer if they didn't know how old they were. Age puts restrictions on things.
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I've been on the planet for 40 years now, and I'm still none the wiser as to what it's all about really. I've never worried about life's big questions. People at my age sit about pondering, 'Why are we here?' The only time I ever asked myself that is when Suzanne booked us a surprise holiday to Lanzarote.
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If you don't sleep you get run down. Sloths never get a flu, cos its good innit thats when your body's replemishing.
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There is someone for everyone, i'nt there. That's always my thing. And it's reassuring I think.
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I'd rather live in a cave with a view of a palace than live in a palace with a view of a cave.
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Fishing: I don't really like it. I don't really like the expression on the fish's face.
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It's not easy keeping a diary. You have to be pretty committed.
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I find that if you just talk, your mouth comes up with stuff.
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Knowledge is almost annoying.
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Whether it's a potato or a nut, it's a foodage!
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Be the ugly one, look at the nice one.
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When i was younger i remember once i went to bed and i was so happy that i laughed myself to sleep.
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There’s fish in here that I’ve read about that are so see-through that they’re invisible. So I don’t even think they know they exist.
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Apparently you're not allowed to lick a toad's back.
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I found that being with happy positive people annoys me.
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Normally you can't hear you're own voice because you're talking over it.
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A dog has got human eyes.
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I never buy a piece of art. I don't see the point in buying something because I know my eyes will get bored of it eventually.
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A slug is always on its own. It's a lonely insect.
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