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What I mean is, I don't know what I mean.

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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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The great pyramid is overrated. It's a bad design. The lounge is going to be huge, but the bedroom is going to be tiny.
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That impresses me more, inventin' electricity.
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The only reason you don't go on holiday, is 'cause you have to spend money.
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I'm just sayin', I don't like fun.
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Whether it's a potato or a nut, it's a foodage!
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If you'd have told me five years ago that I'd have done all this - two books, some television and everything - I'd panic, I'd be scared.
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Cat food. It stinks a bit, but if you don't put up with the smell, the little kitten will die.
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I think people would live a bit longer if they didn't know how old they were. Age puts restrictions on things.
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I found that being with happy positive people annoys me.
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I am pessimistic, I think that's the best way to be, because if you're always expecting the best - the best doesn't always happen. Nine times out of 10 it doesn't. I'm surprised when things go smoothly. I don't know what's wrong with being pessimistic - unless you are such a pessimist that you don't do anything.
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Fishing: I don't really like it. I don't really like the expression on the fish's face.
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The reason there are so many gyms in London is because the amount of gay people who are here now.
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Every problem solved is a problem made.
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As long as you're remembering baby Jesus, does it matter when you're remembering him. That's what I'm saying about Christmas, I might not be in the mood for it December 25th.
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I'd rather live in a cave with a view of a palace than live in a palace with a view of a cave.
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I'm more open to give things a go, but what I'm not good at yet is holding back. If something is daft or rubbish, I just go, I can't be doing it.
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By 78 you've done everything you're going to do. If you haven't bungee-jumped by the time you're 78 you're not going to do it.
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The reason I did the book about holidays is that you're a different person on holiday. You're sleeping somewhere unfamiliar, knocking about with people you've never met and for 10 days you're someone else. You're out of your comfortable zone.
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This is the problem with over-crowded inner-city schools there aren't enough parts for everyone in the nativity story.
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The Tudors, I don't even know if I had a family back then.
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