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What I mean is, I don't know what I mean.

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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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Stop looking at the walls, look out the window.
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At some point, some insect has had sex with a leaf.
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We're gonna get weaker. That's already happened. They used to say, you know, an apple a day keeps the doctor away. Now they're saying eat five fruits. That's evidence. You can't argue with that.
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A block of blood should not have the word cake after it...they might as well say shite gateau
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I don't really like surprises. Not big ones anyway. Just having a pack of Revels holds enough of a surprise for me.
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The reason I did the book about holidays is that you're a different person on holiday. You're sleeping somewhere unfamiliar, knocking about with people you've never met and for 10 days you're someone else. You're out of your comfortable zone.
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There is someone for everyone, i'nt there. That's always my thing. And it's reassuring I think.
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I'm really happy. I just don't choose to show it.
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I just sort of go along and say what I think -and that's all you can do in life, really.
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People always tell me I'm going to regret not having kids. But what if I have one and then I regret having it? Has anyone thought of that option?
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Whether it's a potato or a nut, it's a foodage!
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How would I know which one I was?
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It's weird how me and that insect are miles apart in terms of lifestyle, yet we both like a biscuit.
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I don't watch much telly, the telly hardly goes on, but the things I do watch are sort of nature programs, and something about the oceans and the amount of weird fish that's in there.
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If you live in a glass house, don't be chucking stuff about.
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I've been on the planet for 40 years now, and I'm still none the wiser as to what it's all about really. I've never worried about life's big questions. People at my age sit about pondering, 'Why are we here?' The only time I ever asked myself that is when Suzanne booked us a surprise holiday to Lanzarote.
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The Chichen Itza is just a pyramid with four sides, with stairs on each side leading to some kind of bungalow on the top.
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Me in a one-man tent crouching over carrier bag. It's not just the lowest point of the trip. It's the lowest point ever. In 38 years.
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I'm a bit rubbish at knowing when something is good. But if it goes out and I can say, I wasn't as bad as I thought I would be, then I'll be happy. Until then, I'll be thinking, I shouldn't be here!
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We came from the sea originally, now we're going back in it. Don't go in it, unless you're in a boat.
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