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What I mean is, I don't know what I mean.

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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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The cafe was called Tattoos. The fella who owned it didn't have any tattoos... but we never saw his wife.
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People moan about drugs being tested on animals. I sort of think it depends innit. If the drug's aspirin and the monkey's got a headache, is it right?
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I'm a bit rubbish at knowing when something is good. But if it goes out and I can say, I wasn't as bad as I thought I would be, then I'll be happy. Until then, I'll be thinking, I shouldn't be here!
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We came from the sea originally, now we're going back in it. Don't go in it, unless you're in a boat.
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Could the world fall?
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From someone whose dad buys him a spade for Christmas, I thought you'd be grateful!
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It's like the panda, they say that's dying out. But what do they do? When you see them they're just sitting in the jungle eating.
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I don't want to go about offending people, that's not my plan.
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At some point, some insect has had sex with a leaf.
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I don't watch much telly, the telly hardly goes on, but the things I do watch are sort of nature programs, and something about the oceans and the amount of weird fish that's in there.
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I'd rather live in a cave with a view of a palace than live in a palace with a view of a cave.
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There’s fish in here that I’ve read about that are so see-through that they’re invisible. So I don’t even think they know they exist.
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I've heard that fact, that is you eat more than six bananas it will kill you. I saw a bowl with seven bananas in it and I thought, that's dangerous.
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The Elephant Man would never have gotten up and gone, ‘Oh, God. Look at me hair today.’
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There was always something. It's like with this one, there's always something that's mad that I look back on it and go, that's pretty amazing to say that I've done that or been there.
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How would I know which one I was?
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There is someone for everyone, i'nt there. That's always my thing. And it's reassuring I think.
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You never get an angry man suddenly breaking into a whistle.
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I've been on the planet for 40 years now, and I'm still none the wiser as to what it's all about really. I've never worried about life's big questions. People at my age sit about pondering, 'Why are we here?' The only time I ever asked myself that is when Suzanne booked us a surprise holiday to Lanzarote.
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I've learnt that, even though I've travelled about, I haven't changed that much.
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