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What I mean is, I don't know what I mean.

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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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I think people would live a bit longer if they didn't know how old they were. Age puts restrictions on things.
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I've heard that fact, that is you eat more than six bananas it will kill you. I saw a bowl with seven bananas in it and I thought, that's dangerous.
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I don't want to go about offending people, that's not my plan.
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Being honest with you, it's not the 'great' wall of China. It's an all right wall. It's the 'All Right Wall of China.'
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Who'd have thought the Frisbee would have caught on?
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Me mum used to always have the radio on - even now she has it on in every room. Me girlfriend sort of blames that reason for me not doing that well at school - constant noise, really.
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I don't really like surprises. Not big ones anyway. Just having a pack of Revels holds enough of a surprise for me.
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That impresses me more, inventin' electricity.
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Classes teaching you how to breathe. I'm 32, I think I've got the hang of it.
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It's weird how me and that insect are miles apart in terms of lifestyle, yet we both like a biscuit.
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There was always something. It's like with this one, there's always something that's mad that I look back on it and go, that's pretty amazing to say that I've done that or been there.
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Happiness is like a cake: have too much of it and you get sick of it.
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If you’re worrying about the wrinkles on your bollocks I’d say your life’s pretty good
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It's not a joke: I really do like being at home.
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Does the brain control you or are you controlling the brain? I don't know if I'm in charge of mine.
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Whether it's a potato or a nut, it's a foodage!
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I am pessimistic, I think that's the best way to be, because if you're always expecting the best - the best doesn't always happen. Nine times out of 10 it doesn't. I'm surprised when things go smoothly. I don't know what's wrong with being pessimistic - unless you are such a pessimist that you don't do anything.
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I've learnt that, even though I've travelled about, I haven't changed that much.
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I'd rather live in a cave with a view of a palace than live in a palace with a view of a cave.
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It's just hassle of having friends and family an' that.
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