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What I mean is, I don't know what I mean.

Karl Pilkington

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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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Me mum used to always have the radio on - even now she has it on in every room. Me girlfriend sort of blames that reason for me not doing that well at school - constant noise, really.
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Apparently you're not allowed to lick a toad's back.
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A block of blood should not have the word cake after it...they might as well say shite gateau
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Me in a one-man tent crouching over carrier bag. It's not just the lowest point of the trip. It's the lowest point ever. In 38 years.
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What happens if someone else has my eyes, and they start looking at stuff I don't like? I don't like the idea of that.
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By 78 you've done everything you're going to do. If you haven't bungee-jumped by the time you're 78 you're not going to do it.
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If you live in a glass house, don't be chucking stuff about.
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It's like the panda, they say that's dying out. But what do they do? When you see them they're just sitting in the jungle eating.
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I've heard that fact, that is you eat more than six bananas it will kill you. I saw a bowl with seven bananas in it and I thought, that's dangerous.
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I came up with a good idea... see-through skin.
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I say have the night and give people the awards, but why do people want to watch people win awards? What are they getting out of it? I don't quite get it. Because they have awards all the time there's awards for butchers, the best meat served, but they don't televise it. I don't know why they do it for films or TV programs.
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Cat food. It stinks a bit, but if you don't put up with the smell, the little kitten will die.
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The reason I did the book about holidays is that you're a different person on holiday. You're sleeping somewhere unfamiliar, knocking about with people you've never met and for 10 days you're someone else. You're out of your comfortable zone.
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I'd say the best is when I was in Africa, I saw a hippo in a house. Someone had a pet hippo. And they're meant to be one of the most dangerous animals on the planet, and they had one that was sort of just wandering in and out of their house, just sort of roaming about.
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But I'm not an idiot. At the end of the day, I've learned a lot.
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That impresses me more, inventin' electricity.
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The poorer people and criminals of Mexico who are not very religious but not quite atheists, either, worship Saint Death.
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I was impressed by the Taj Mahal. A good bit of work, well looked after, worth paying money to see.
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If you don't have a plan, you can end up doing some interesting things.
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