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What I mean is, I don't know what I mean.

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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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The only reason you don't go on holiday, is 'cause you have to spend money.
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I was impressed by the Taj Mahal. A good bit of work, well looked after, worth paying money to see.
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It's not a joke: I really do like being at home.
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I found that being with happy positive people annoys me.
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If you live in a glass house, don't be chucking stuff about.
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[Jellyfish] are 97% water or something, so how much are they doing? Just give them another 3% and make them water. It's more useful.
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Everywhere we walked we got plenty of attention due to the camera and sound men. The locals love to get on camera. [...] I'd seen footage of Gandhi surrounded like this and always thought it was because he was very popular, but now I wonder if it was just because he had a camera crew with him.
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I don't really like surprises. Not big ones anyway. Just having a pack of Revels holds enough of a surprise for me.
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The cafe was called Tattoos. The fella who owned it didn't have any tattoos... but we never saw his wife.
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It is hard eating a little kangaroo knob.
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There is no need for ants to have the ability to fly
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For me, a good holiday is about value for money rather than things to see.
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Well I'm trying to think what I put in... I think I put in 'why?' to see if I'd confuse the computer.
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I came up with a good idea... see-through skin.
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Knowledge is almost annoying.
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I know when I was a kid I ate a beetle. I ate a beetle because I thought it was licorice.
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Every problem solved is a problem made.
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Sometimes you can know too much. A lot of brainy people like Stephen Fry are quite depressive.
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They do it in Thai restaurants in London. You ask for a drink, and it comes in a glass with loads of seaweed and pebbles in it like a scene from Finding Nemo.
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At some point, some insect has had sex with a leaf.
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