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What I mean is, I don't know what I mean.
Karl Pilkington
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Karl Pilkington
Age: 51
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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Could the world fall?
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When i was younger i remember once i went to bed and i was so happy that i laughed myself to sleep.
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The great pyramid is overrated. It's a bad design. The lounge is going to be huge, but the bedroom is going to be tiny.
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If you live in a glass house, don't be chucking stuff about.
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I never buy a piece of art. I don't see the point in buying something because I know my eyes will get bored of it eventually.
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The Web is the new book though, innit?
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Does the brain control you or are you controlling the brain? I don't know if I'm in charge of mine.
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If you'd have told me five years ago that I'd have done all this - two books, some television and everything - I'd panic, I'd be scared.
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For me, a good holiday is about value for money rather than things to see.
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I know who I am. Bloody hell, I'm getting enough bills for Karl Pilkington so I hope I am him, 'cos if I'm not, I have no idea who I'm paying for
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It's just hassle of having friends and family an' that.
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There was always something. It's like with this one, there's always something that's mad that I look back on it and go, that's pretty amazing to say that I've done that or been there.
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Why didn't evolution make a giraffe good at carpentry so it could build a ladder?
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From someone whose dad buys him a spade for Christmas, I thought you'd be grateful!
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It's not easy keeping a diary. You have to be pretty committed.
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Be the ugly one, look at the nice one.
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How would I know which one I was?
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