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I've always wanted to kick a duck up the arse

Karl Pilkington

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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
Actor
Comedian
Film Actor
Radio Personality
Television Actor
Television Personality
Television Presenter
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Cheshire
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Always
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Arses
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Ducks
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Kicks

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