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I've always wanted to kick a duck up the arse
Karl Pilkington
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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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We came from the sea originally, now we're going back in it. Don't go in it, unless you're in a boat.
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I'm really happy. I just don't choose to show it.
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The great pyramid is overrated. It's a bad design. The lounge is going to be huge, but the bedroom is going to be tiny.
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The reason there are so many gyms in London is because the amount of gay people who are here now.
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Fishing: I don't really like it. I don't really like the expression on the fish's face.
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I'd rather live in a cave with a view of a palace than live in a palace with a view of a cave.
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A problem solved is a problem caused.
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