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The Chichen Itza is just a pyramid with four sides, with stairs on each side leading to some kind of bungalow on the top.

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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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She gave me the jabs and said I was covered for every worst-case scenario, including being bitten by a dirty chimp. I told her this is why we have over-population problems. Why are idiots who annoy dirty chimps being protected?
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By 78 you've done everything you're going to do. If you haven't bungee-jumped by the time you're 78 you're not going to do it.
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We all just want to sit on our ass.
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I know who I am. Bloody hell, I'm getting enough bills for Karl Pilkington so I hope I am him, 'cos if I'm not, I have no idea who I'm paying for
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But I'm not an idiot. At the end of the day, I've learned a lot.
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People who live in a glass house have to answer the door.
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Apparently you're not allowed to lick a toad's back.
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It's not a joke: I really do like being at home.
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I was impressed by the Taj Mahal. A good bit of work, well looked after, worth paying money to see.
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I'm not a proper traveler. I don't like to be challenged or have too much of a change and prefer a week away just to relax.
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People moan about drugs being tested on animals. I sort of think it depends innit. If the drug's aspirin and the monkey's got a headache, is it right?
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We came from the sea originally, now we're going back in it. Don't go in it, unless you're in a boat.
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Now sometimes I don't know if I feel well. Because I've been in my body for years.
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I am pessimistic, I think that's the best way to be, because if you're always expecting the best - the best doesn't always happen. Nine times out of 10 it doesn't. I'm surprised when things go smoothly. I don't know what's wrong with being pessimistic - unless you are such a pessimist that you don't do anything.
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The only reason you don't go on holiday, is 'cause you have to spend money.
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I'm more open to give things a go, but what I'm not good at yet is holding back. If something is daft or rubbish, I just go, I can't be doing it.
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Classes teaching you how to breathe. I'm 32, I think I've got the hang of it.
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That impresses me more, inventin' electricity.
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I found that being with happy positive people annoys me.
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