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The Chichen Itza is just a pyramid with four sides, with stairs on each side leading to some kind of bungalow on the top.
Karl Pilkington
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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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The reason I did the book about holidays is that you're a different person on holiday. You're sleeping somewhere unfamiliar, knocking about with people you've never met and for 10 days you're someone else. You're out of your comfortable zone.
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It's interesting to see that people had so much clutter even thousands of years ago. The only way to get rid of it all was to bury it, and then some archaeologist went and dug it all up.
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Every problem solved is a problem made.
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I'm a bit rubbish at knowing when something is good. But if it goes out and I can say, I wasn't as bad as I thought I would be, then I'll be happy. Until then, I'll be thinking, I shouldn't be here!
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A problem solved is a problem caused.
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The cafe was called Tattoos. The fella who owned it didn't have any tattoos... but we never saw his wife.
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I don't know any Londoners 'cos I'm from Manchester.
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