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The Chichen Itza is just a pyramid with four sides, with stairs on each side leading to some kind of bungalow on the top.

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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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Being honest with you, it's not the 'great' wall of China. It's an all right wall. It's the 'All Right Wall of China.'
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I'm just sayin', I don't like fun.
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What I mean is, I don't know what I mean.
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Everywhere we walked we got plenty of attention due to the camera and sound men. The locals love to get on camera. [...] I'd seen footage of Gandhi surrounded like this and always thought it was because he was very popular, but now I wonder if it was just because he had a camera crew with him.
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