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If Camels are the ship of the dessert, this one is the Titanic

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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
Actor
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Camels
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Titanic

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Neil Armstrong, that spaceman, he went to the moon but he ain't been back. It can't have been that good.
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Everywhere we walked we got plenty of attention due to the camera and sound men. The locals love to get on camera. [...] I'd seen footage of Gandhi surrounded like this and always thought it was because he was very popular, but now I wonder if it was just because he had a camera crew with him.
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With identical twins, you always get a little snidey one.
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But I'm not an idiot. At the end of the day, I've learned a lot.
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What I mean is, I don't know what I mean.
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We all just want to sit on our ass.
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Who'd have thought the Frisbee would have caught on?
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I don’t understand why people take pictures of mimes. Everyone looks like a mime in a picture.
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I never buy a piece of art. I don't see the point in buying something because I know my eyes will get bored of it eventually.
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The reason there are so many gyms in London is because the amount of gay people who are here now.
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I find that if you just talk, your mouth comes up with stuff.
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I'm more open to give things a go, but what I'm not good at yet is holding back. If something is daft or rubbish, I just go, I can't be doing it.
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I'm not a proper traveler. I don't like to be challenged or have too much of a change and prefer a week away just to relax.
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A block of blood should not have the word cake after it...they might as well say shite gateau
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A single vision is more perfect than a committee vision because with everyone having their say, it becomes compromised.
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When i was younger i remember once i went to bed and i was so happy that i laughed myself to sleep.
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People who live in a glass house have to answer the door.
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Could the world fall?
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[Jellyfish] are 97% water or something, so how much are they doing? Just give them another 3% and make them water. It's more useful.
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We're gonna get weaker. That's already happened. They used to say, you know, an apple a day keeps the doctor away. Now they're saying eat five fruits. That's evidence. You can't argue with that.
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