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If Camels are the ship of the dessert, this one is the Titanic

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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
Actor
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Cheshire
Camels
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Titanic

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If you don't sleep you get run down. Sloths never get a flu, cos its good innit thats when your body's replemishing.
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But I'm not an idiot. At the end of the day, I've learned a lot.
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I think people would live a bit longer if they didn't know how old they were. Age puts restrictions on things.
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What happens if someone else has my eyes, and they start looking at stuff I don't like? I don't like the idea of that.
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From someone whose dad buys him a spade for Christmas, I thought you'd be grateful!
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Everyone is living for everyone else now. They're doing stuff so they can tell other people about it. I don't get all that social media stuff, I've always got other things I want to do - odd jobs around the house. No one wants to hear about that.
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It's like there's some unwritten rule that if you're mates, you can say what you want to each other, and you don't really get that annoyed about it.
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Stop looking at the walls, look out the window.
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I'd rather live in a cave with a view of a palace than live in a palace with a view of a cave.
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I was impressed by the Taj Mahal. A good bit of work, well looked after, worth paying money to see.
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I don't really like surprises. Not big ones anyway. Just having a pack of Revels holds enough of a surprise for me.
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I say have the night and give people the awards, but why do people want to watch people win awards? What are they getting out of it? I don't quite get it. Because they have awards all the time there's awards for butchers, the best meat served, but they don't televise it. I don't know why they do it for films or TV programs.
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I'm not a proper traveler. I don't like to be challenged or have too much of a change and prefer a week away just to relax.
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Every problem solved is a problem made.
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I know when I was a kid I ate a beetle. I ate a beetle because I thought it was licorice.
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This is the problem with over-crowded inner-city schools there aren't enough parts for everyone in the nativity story.
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