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If Camels are the ship of the dessert, this one is the Titanic

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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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Why is it alright to be going around, going mental with a gun, shooting all the monkeys and killing them? Because one day we're going to run out.
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The Elephant Man would never have gotten up and gone, ‘Oh, God. Look at me hair today.’
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It's just hassle of having friends and family an' that.
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Me mum used to always have the radio on - even now she has it on in every room. Me girlfriend sort of blames that reason for me not doing that well at school - constant noise, really.
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People moan about drugs being tested on animals. I sort of think it depends innit. If the drug's aspirin and the monkey's got a headache, is it right?
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There was always something. It's like with this one, there's always something that's mad that I look back on it and go, that's pretty amazing to say that I've done that or been there.
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Sometimes you can know too much. A lot of brainy people like Stephen Fry are quite depressive.
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Being honest with you, it's not the 'great' wall of China. It's an all right wall. It's the 'All Right Wall of China.'
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Everyone is living for everyone else now. They're doing stuff so they can tell other people about it. I don't get all that social media stuff, I've always got other things I want to do - odd jobs around the house. No one wants to hear about that.
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Normally you can't hear you're own voice because you're talking over it.
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I've been on the planet for 40 years now, and I'm still none the wiser as to what it's all about really. I've never worried about life's big questions. People at my age sit about pondering, 'Why are we here?' The only time I ever asked myself that is when Suzanne booked us a surprise holiday to Lanzarote.
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People who live in a glass house have to answer the door.
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I'd rather live in a cave with a view of a palace than live in a palace with a view of a cave.
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From someone whose dad buys him a spade for Christmas, I thought you'd be grateful!
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I think people would live a bit longer if they didn't know how old they were. Age puts restrictions on things.
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I just sort of go along and say what I think -and that's all you can do in life, really.
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It is hard eating a little kangaroo knob.
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