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If Camels are the ship of the dessert, this one is the Titanic

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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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What happens if someone else has my eyes, and they start looking at stuff I don't like? I don't like the idea of that.
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[Jellyfish] are 97% water or something, so how much are they doing? Just give them another 3% and make them water. It's more useful.
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A dog has got human eyes.
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Happiness is like a cake: have too much of it and you get sick of it.
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A block of blood should not have the word cake after it...they might as well say shite gateau
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I don't really like surprises. Not big ones anyway. Just having a pack of Revels holds enough of a surprise for me.
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Stop looking at the walls, look out the window.
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Cat food. It stinks a bit, but if you don't put up with the smell, the little kitten will die.
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I'm a bit rubbish at knowing when something is good. But if it goes out and I can say, I wasn't as bad as I thought I would be, then I'll be happy. Until then, I'll be thinking, I shouldn't be here!
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I don’t understand why people take pictures of mimes. Everyone looks like a mime in a picture.
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Everywhere we walked we got plenty of attention due to the camera and sound men. The locals love to get on camera. [...] I'd seen footage of Gandhi surrounded like this and always thought it was because he was very popular, but now I wonder if it was just because he had a camera crew with him.
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That impresses me more, inventin' electricity.
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The reason there are so many gyms in London is because the amount of gay people who are here now.
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I'm not a proper traveler. I don't like to be challenged or have too much of a change and prefer a week away just to relax.
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Well...like, when you're born, you're a little baby, you're wrinkly and stuff, when you get older you sort of morph into a baby again.
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We came from the sea originally, now we're going back in it. Don't go in it, unless you're in a boat.
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It's weird how me and that insect are miles apart in terms of lifestyle, yet we both like a biscuit.
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I think people would live a bit longer if they didn't know how old they were. Age puts restrictions on things.
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Now sometimes I don't know if I feel well. Because I've been in my body for years.
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Fishing: I don't really like it. I don't really like the expression on the fish's face.
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