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If Camels are the ship of the dessert, this one is the Titanic

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Karl Pilkington
Age: 51
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
Actor
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Camels
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Titanic

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What I mean is, I don't know what I mean.
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We're gonna get weaker. That's already happened. They used to say, you know, an apple a day keeps the doctor away. Now they're saying eat five fruits. That's evidence. You can't argue with that.
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By 78 you've done everything you're going to do. If you haven't bungee-jumped by the time you're 78 you're not going to do it.
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I just sort of go along and say what I think -and that's all you can do in life, really.
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Be the ugly one, look at the nice one.
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I'd say the best is when I was in Africa, I saw a hippo in a house. Someone had a pet hippo. And they're meant to be one of the most dangerous animals on the planet, and they had one that was sort of just wandering in and out of their house, just sort of roaming about.
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From someone whose dad buys him a spade for Christmas, I thought you'd be grateful!
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