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If Camels are the ship of the dessert, this one is the Titanic

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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
Actor
Comedian
Film Actor
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Cheshire
Camels
Dessert
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Titanic

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I'm not a proper traveler. I don't like to be challenged or have too much of a change and prefer a week away just to relax.
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The Elephant Man would never have gotten up and gone, ‘Oh, God. Look at me hair today.’
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Being honest with you, it's not the 'great' wall of China. It's an all right wall. It's the 'All Right Wall of China.'
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Who'd have thought the Frisbee would have caught on?
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There is someone for everyone, i'nt there. That's always my thing. And it's reassuring I think.
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I find that if you just talk, your mouth comes up with stuff.
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People who live in a glass house have to answer the door.
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The only reason you don't go on holiday, is 'cause you have to spend money.
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Why is it alright to be going around, going mental with a gun, shooting all the monkeys and killing them? Because one day we're going to run out.
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Cat food. It stinks a bit, but if you don't put up with the smell, the little kitten will die.
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The Tudors, I don't even know if I had a family back then.
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What happens if someone else has my eyes, and they start looking at stuff I don't like? I don't like the idea of that.
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Everyone is living for everyone else now. They're doing stuff so they can tell other people about it. I don't get all that social media stuff, I've always got other things I want to do - odd jobs around the house. No one wants to hear about that.
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I've been on the planet for 40 years now, and I'm still none the wiser as to what it's all about really. I've never worried about life's big questions. People at my age sit about pondering, 'Why are we here?' The only time I ever asked myself that is when Suzanne booked us a surprise holiday to Lanzarote.
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The reason I did the book about holidays is that you're a different person on holiday. You're sleeping somewhere unfamiliar, knocking about with people you've never met and for 10 days you're someone else. You're out of your comfortable zone.
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[Jellyfish] are 97% water or something, so how much are they doing? Just give them another 3% and make them water. It's more useful.
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It's like the panda, they say that's dying out. But what do they do? When you see them they're just sitting in the jungle eating.
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I was impressed by the Taj Mahal. A good bit of work, well looked after, worth paying money to see.
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I never buy a piece of art. I don't see the point in buying something because I know my eyes will get bored of it eventually.
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She gave me the jabs and said I was covered for every worst-case scenario, including being bitten by a dirty chimp. I told her this is why we have over-population problems. Why are idiots who annoy dirty chimps being protected?
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