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Cat food. It stinks a bit, but if you don't put up with the smell, the little kitten will die.

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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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I don't watch much telly, the telly hardly goes on, but the things I do watch are sort of nature programs, and something about the oceans and the amount of weird fish that's in there.
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Well I'm trying to think what I put in... I think I put in 'why?' to see if I'd confuse the computer.
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I mean, I am into nature and seeing whales. I went whale-watching, and I was really looking forward to that, but when you see it on TV and you see other programs do it, you're seeing close-ups of these massive creatures, and the music that's added gives you a certain feeling.
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I just sort of go along and say what I think -and that's all you can do in life, really.
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Everyone is living for everyone else now. They're doing stuff so they can tell other people about it. I don't get all that social media stuff, I've always got other things I want to do - odd jobs around the house. No one wants to hear about that.
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The Elephant Man would never have gotten up and gone, ‘Oh, God. Look at me hair today.’
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The only reason you don't go on holiday, is 'cause you have to spend money.
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If you live in a glass house, don't be chucking stuff about.
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This is the problem with over-crowded inner-city schools there aren't enough parts for everyone in the nativity story.
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Yesterday, I did some painting then went out to buy an onion and came home and watched 'University Challenge.' The onion was probably the highlight.
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Be the ugly one, look at the nice one.
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Now sometimes I don't know if I feel well. Because I've been in my body for years.
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Why didn't evolution make a giraffe good at carpentry so it could build a ladder?
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Everywhere we walked we got plenty of attention due to the camera and sound men. The locals love to get on camera. [...] I'd seen footage of Gandhi surrounded like this and always thought it was because he was very popular, but now I wonder if it was just because he had a camera crew with him.
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The Chichen Itza is just a pyramid with four sides, with stairs on each side leading to some kind of bungalow on the top.
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People say having kids is life changing, well that doesn't necessarily mean a good thing, does it? I could take one of my legs off. That would change my life.
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How would I know which one I was?
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I've been on the planet for 40 years now, and I'm still none the wiser as to what it's all about really. I've never worried about life's big questions. People at my age sit about pondering, 'Why are we here?' The only time I ever asked myself that is when Suzanne booked us a surprise holiday to Lanzarote.
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A block of blood should not have the word cake after it...they might as well say shite gateau
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But I'm not an idiot. At the end of the day, I've learned a lot.
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