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Cat food. It stinks a bit, but if you don't put up with the smell, the little kitten will die.
Karl Pilkington
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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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People say having kids is life changing, well that doesn't necessarily mean a good thing, does it? I could take one of my legs off. That would change my life.
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Happiness is like a cake: have too much of it and you get sick of it.
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I just sort of go along and say what I think -and that's all you can do in life, really.
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It is hard eating a little kangaroo knob.
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Be the ugly one, look at the nice one.
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That impresses me more, inventin' electricity.
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A slug is always on its own. It's a lonely insect.
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People say if bees die out, the world would end apparently. Now, I don't know if that's true, if that's some bee enthusiast who managed to write a good document and people believe this.
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I don't watch much telly, the telly hardly goes on, but the things I do watch are sort of nature programs, and something about the oceans and the amount of weird fish that's in there.
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I don’t understand why people take pictures of mimes. Everyone looks like a mime in a picture.
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Everywhere we walked we got plenty of attention due to the camera and sound men. The locals love to get on camera. [...] I'd seen footage of Gandhi surrounded like this and always thought it was because he was very popular, but now I wonder if it was just because he had a camera crew with him.
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I say have the night and give people the awards, but why do people want to watch people win awards? What are they getting out of it? I don't quite get it. Because they have awards all the time there's awards for butchers, the best meat served, but they don't televise it. I don't know why they do it for films or TV programs.
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This is the problem with over-crowded inner-city schools there aren't enough parts for everyone in the nativity story.
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It's just hassle of having friends and family an' that.
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Fishing: I don't really like it. I don't really like the expression on the fish's face.
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If you’re worrying about the wrinkles on your bollocks I’d say your life’s pretty good
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The reason I did the book about holidays is that you're a different person on holiday. You're sleeping somewhere unfamiliar, knocking about with people you've never met and for 10 days you're someone else. You're out of your comfortable zone.
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Classes teaching you how to breathe. I'm 32, I think I've got the hang of it.
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There was always something. It's like with this one, there's always something that's mad that I look back on it and go, that's pretty amazing to say that I've done that or been there.
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