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Cat food. It stinks a bit, but if you don't put up with the smell, the little kitten will die.
Karl Pilkington
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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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Everywhere we walked we got plenty of attention due to the camera and sound men. The locals love to get on camera. [...] I'd seen footage of Gandhi surrounded like this and always thought it was because he was very popular, but now I wonder if it was just because he had a camera crew with him.
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Could the world fall?
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From someone whose dad buys him a spade for Christmas, I thought you'd be grateful!
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I don't really like surprises. Not big ones anyway. Just having a pack of Revels holds enough of a surprise for me.
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I don't think I'd be a very good parent. I'd be too honest.
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I'm not a proper traveler. I don't like to be challenged or have too much of a change and prefer a week away just to relax.
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Why didn't evolution make a giraffe good at carpentry so it could build a ladder?
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The Elephant Man would never have gotten up and gone, ‘Oh, God. Look at me hair today.’
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A slug is always on its own. It's a lonely insect.
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I'd rather live in a cave with a view of a palace than live in a palace with a view of a cave.
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I've been on the planet for 40 years now, and I'm still none the wiser as to what it's all about really. I've never worried about life's big questions. People at my age sit about pondering, 'Why are we here?' The only time I ever asked myself that is when Suzanne booked us a surprise holiday to Lanzarote.
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Yesterday, I did some painting then went out to buy an onion and came home and watched 'University Challenge.' The onion was probably the highlight.
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Being honest with you, it's not the 'great' wall of China. It's an all right wall. It's the 'All Right Wall of China.'
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Neil Armstrong, that spaceman, he went to the moon but he ain't been back. It can't have been that good.
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If you’re worrying about the wrinkles on your bollocks I’d say your life’s pretty good
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We'll all die out eventually. Humans will be gone. And all I'm saying is, when people worry about polar bears disappearing or whatever, it's like, well that's life, things will come and go, we'll find new species...
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I'm just sayin', I don't like fun.
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We came from the sea originally, now we're going back in it. Don't go in it, unless you're in a boat.
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