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Cat food. It stinks a bit, but if you don't put up with the smell, the little kitten will die.
Karl Pilkington
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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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Neil Armstrong, that spaceman, he went to the moon but he ain't been back. It can't have been that good.
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Every problem solved is a problem made.
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I just sort of go along and say what I think -and that's all you can do in life, really.
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I'd say the best is when I was in Africa, I saw a hippo in a house. Someone had a pet hippo. And they're meant to be one of the most dangerous animals on the planet, and they had one that was sort of just wandering in and out of their house, just sort of roaming about.
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Could the world fall?
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I'd rather live in a cave with a view of a palace than live in a palace with a view of a cave.
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If you had five photos of anuses, I could not point mine out.
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But I'm not an idiot. At the end of the day, I've learned a lot.
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