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Cat food. It stinks a bit, but if you don't put up with the smell, the little kitten will die.

Karl Pilkington

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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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People say if bees die out, the world would end apparently. Now, I don't know if that's true, if that's some bee enthusiast who managed to write a good document and people believe this.
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It's like the panda, they say that's dying out. But what do they do? When you see them they're just sitting in the jungle eating.
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She gave me the jabs and said I was covered for every worst-case scenario, including being bitten by a dirty chimp. I told her this is why we have over-population problems. Why are idiots who annoy dirty chimps being protected?
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Knowledge is almost annoying.
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Be the ugly one, look at the nice one.
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What I mean is, I don't know what I mean.
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Normally you can't hear you're own voice because you're talking over it.
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There’s fish in here that I’ve read about that are so see-through that they’re invisible. So I don’t even think they know they exist.
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There is someone for everyone, i'nt there. That's always my thing. And it's reassuring I think.
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A problem solved is a problem caused.
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I don't want to go about offending people, that's not my plan.
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We'll all die out eventually. Humans will be gone. And all I'm saying is, when people worry about polar bears disappearing or whatever, it's like, well that's life, things will come and go, we'll find new species...
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