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The great pyramid is overrated. It's a bad design. The lounge is going to be huge, but the bedroom is going to be tiny.
Karl Pilkington
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Karl Pilkington
Age: 51
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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I know when I was a kid I ate a beetle. I ate a beetle because I thought it was licorice.
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The Elephant Man would never have gotten up and gone, ‘Oh, God. Look at me hair today.’
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Being honest with you, it's not the 'great' wall of China. It's an all right wall. It's the 'All Right Wall of China.'
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I'd say the best is when I was in Africa, I saw a hippo in a house. Someone had a pet hippo. And they're meant to be one of the most dangerous animals on the planet, and they had one that was sort of just wandering in and out of their house, just sort of roaming about.
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From someone whose dad buys him a spade for Christmas, I thought you'd be grateful!
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As long as you're remembering baby Jesus, does it matter when you're remembering him. That's what I'm saying about Christmas, I might not be in the mood for it December 25th.
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People say if bees die out, the world would end apparently. Now, I don't know if that's true, if that's some bee enthusiast who managed to write a good document and people believe this.
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The poorer people and criminals of Mexico who are not very religious but not quite atheists, either, worship Saint Death.
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