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Neil Armstrong, that spaceman, he went to the moon but he ain't been back. It can't have been that good.
Karl Pilkington
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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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It's just hassle of having friends and family an' that.
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A single vision is more perfect than a committee vision because with everyone having their say, it becomes compromised.
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Being honest with you, it's not the 'great' wall of China. It's an all right wall. It's the 'All Right Wall of China.'
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I don't really like surprises. Not big ones anyway. Just having a pack of Revels holds enough of a surprise for me.
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From someone whose dad buys him a spade for Christmas, I thought you'd be grateful!
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I've learnt that, even though I've travelled about, I haven't changed that much.
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It's not a joke: I really do like being at home.
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We came from the sea originally, now we're going back in it. Don't go in it, unless you're in a boat.
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A block of blood should not have the word cake after it...they might as well say shite gateau
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The reason there are so many gyms in London is because the amount of gay people who are here now.
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People always tell me I'm going to regret not having kids. But what if I have one and then I regret having it? Has anyone thought of that option?
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I'm more open to give things a go, but what I'm not good at yet is holding back. If something is daft or rubbish, I just go, I can't be doing it.
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