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Neil Armstrong, that spaceman, he went to the moon but he ain't been back. It can't have been that good.
Karl Pilkington
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Karl Pilkington
Age: 51
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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I say have the night and give people the awards, but why do people want to watch people win awards? What are they getting out of it? I don't quite get it. Because they have awards all the time there's awards for butchers, the best meat served, but they don't televise it. I don't know why they do it for films or TV programs.
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Fishing: I don't really like it. I don't really like the expression on the fish's face.
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As long as you're remembering baby Jesus, does it matter when you're remembering him. That's what I'm saying about Christmas, I might not be in the mood for it December 25th.
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A slug is always on its own. It's a lonely insect.
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Classes teaching you how to breathe. I'm 32, I think I've got the hang of it.
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What I mean is, I don't know what I mean.
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A dog has got human eyes.
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Knowledge is almost annoying.
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The only reason you don't go on holiday, is 'cause you have to spend money.
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Well I'm trying to think what I put in... I think I put in 'why?' to see if I'd confuse the computer.
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I'm not a proper traveler. I don't like to be challenged or have too much of a change and prefer a week away just to relax.
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There was always something. It's like with this one, there's always something that's mad that I look back on it and go, that's pretty amazing to say that I've done that or been there.
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By 78 you've done everything you're going to do. If you haven't bungee-jumped by the time you're 78 you're not going to do it.
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People say having kids is life changing, well that doesn't necessarily mean a good thing, does it? I could take one of my legs off. That would change my life.
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If you had five photos of anuses, I could not point mine out.
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I know who I am. Bloody hell, I'm getting enough bills for Karl Pilkington so I hope I am him, 'cos if I'm not, I have no idea who I'm paying for
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Whether it's a potato or a nut, it's a foodage!
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It's not easy keeping a diary. You have to be pretty committed.
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It's like the panda, they say that's dying out. But what do they do? When you see them they're just sitting in the jungle eating.
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