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Neil Armstrong, that spaceman, he went to the moon but he ain't been back. It can't have been that good.
Karl Pilkington
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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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I'm just sayin', I don't like fun.
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I don’t understand why people take pictures of mimes. Everyone looks like a mime in a picture.
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But I'm not an idiot. At the end of the day, I've learned a lot.
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I'm a bit rubbish at knowing when something is good. But if it goes out and I can say, I wasn't as bad as I thought I would be, then I'll be happy. Until then, I'll be thinking, I shouldn't be here!
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I say have the night and give people the awards, but why do people want to watch people win awards? What are they getting out of it? I don't quite get it. Because they have awards all the time there's awards for butchers, the best meat served, but they don't televise it. I don't know why they do it for films or TV programs.
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If you live in a glass house, don't be chucking stuff about.
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We'll all die out eventually. Humans will be gone. And all I'm saying is, when people worry about polar bears disappearing or whatever, it's like, well that's life, things will come and go, we'll find new species...
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I never buy a piece of art. I don't see the point in buying something because I know my eyes will get bored of it eventually.
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Every problem solved is a problem made.
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Stop looking at the walls, look out the window.
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With identical twins, you always get a little snidey one.
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That impresses me more, inventin' electricity.
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People say having kids is life changing, well that doesn't necessarily mean a good thing, does it? I could take one of my legs off. That would change my life.
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The Elephant Man would never have gotten up and gone, ‘Oh, God. Look at me hair today.’
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Classes teaching you how to breathe. I'm 32, I think I've got the hang of it.
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How would I know which one I was?
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I think people would live a bit longer if they didn't know how old they were. Age puts restrictions on things.
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