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Neil Armstrong, that spaceman, he went to the moon but he ain't been back. It can't have been that good.
Karl Pilkington
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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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As long as you're remembering baby Jesus, does it matter when you're remembering him. That's what I'm saying about Christmas, I might not be in the mood for it December 25th.
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It's not easy keeping a diary. You have to be pretty committed.
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I'm more open to give things a go, but what I'm not good at yet is holding back. If something is daft or rubbish, I just go, I can't be doing it.
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I don't know any Londoners 'cos I'm from Manchester.
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