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You don't have to do it straight away, but just do it before it gets really bad.

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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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It's not a joke: I really do like being at home.
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Now sometimes I don't know if I feel well. Because I've been in my body for years.
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A problem solved is a problem caused.
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We all just want to sit on our ass.
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