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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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Stop looking at the walls, look out the window.
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I've learnt that, even though I've travelled about, I haven't changed that much.
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Yesterday, I did some painting then went out to buy an onion and came home and watched 'University Challenge.' The onion was probably the highlight.
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A block of blood should not have the word cake after it...they might as well say shite gateau
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It is hard eating a little kangaroo knob.
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But I'm not an idiot. At the end of the day, I've learned a lot.
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I'm not a proper traveler. I don't like to be challenged or have too much of a change and prefer a week away just to relax.
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Being honest with you, it's not the 'great' wall of China. It's an all right wall. It's the 'All Right Wall of China.'
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Sometimes you can know too much. A lot of brainy people like Stephen Fry are quite depressive.
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It's weird how me and that insect are miles apart in terms of lifestyle, yet we both like a biscuit.
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Happiness is like a cake: have too much of it and you get sick of it.
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I just sort of go along and say what I think -and that's all you can do in life, really.
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I'd rather live in a cave with a view of a palace than live in a palace with a view of a cave.
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This is the problem with over-crowded inner-city schools there aren't enough parts for everyone in the nativity story.
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The reason I did the book about holidays is that you're a different person on holiday. You're sleeping somewhere unfamiliar, knocking about with people you've never met and for 10 days you're someone else. You're out of your comfortable zone.
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