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You don't have to do it straight away, but just do it before it gets really bad.

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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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Everyone is living for everyone else now. They're doing stuff so they can tell other people about it. I don't get all that social media stuff, I've always got other things I want to do - odd jobs around the house. No one wants to hear about that.
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Normally you can't hear you're own voice because you're talking over it.
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If you don't sleep you get run down. Sloths never get a flu, cos its good innit thats when your body's replemishing.
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We'll all die out eventually. Humans will be gone. And all I'm saying is, when people worry about polar bears disappearing or whatever, it's like, well that's life, things will come and go, we'll find new species...
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If you had five photos of anuses, I could not point mine out.
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I know who I am. Bloody hell, I'm getting enough bills for Karl Pilkington so I hope I am him, 'cos if I'm not, I have no idea who I'm paying for
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They do it in Thai restaurants in London. You ask for a drink, and it comes in a glass with loads of seaweed and pebbles in it like a scene from Finding Nemo.
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The Web is the new book though, innit?
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For me, a good holiday is about value for money rather than things to see.
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I'm just sayin', I don't like fun.
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The great pyramid is overrated. It's a bad design. The lounge is going to be huge, but the bedroom is going to be tiny.
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Sometimes you can know too much. A lot of brainy people like Stephen Fry are quite depressive.
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If you don't have a plan, you can end up doing some interesting things.
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People who live in a glass house have to answer the door.
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Does the brain control you or are you controlling the brain? I don't know if I'm in charge of mine.
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The poorer people and criminals of Mexico who are not very religious but not quite atheists, either, worship Saint Death.
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I found that being with happy positive people annoys me.
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[Jellyfish] are 97% water or something, so how much are they doing? Just give them another 3% and make them water. It's more useful.
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If you live in a glass house, don't be chucking stuff about.
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It's not easy keeping a diary. You have to be pretty committed.
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