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You don't have to do it straight away, but just do it before it gets really bad.

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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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I don't watch much telly, the telly hardly goes on, but the things I do watch are sort of nature programs, and something about the oceans and the amount of weird fish that's in there.
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I think people would live a bit longer if they didn't know how old they were. Age puts restrictions on things.
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I say have the night and give people the awards, but why do people want to watch people win awards? What are they getting out of it? I don't quite get it. Because they have awards all the time there's awards for butchers, the best meat served, but they don't televise it. I don't know why they do it for films or TV programs.
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With identical twins, you always get a little snidey one.
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Well...like, when you're born, you're a little baby, you're wrinkly and stuff, when you get older you sort of morph into a baby again.
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I don’t understand why people take pictures of mimes. Everyone looks like a mime in a picture.
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She gave me the jabs and said I was covered for every worst-case scenario, including being bitten by a dirty chimp. I told her this is why we have over-population problems. Why are idiots who annoy dirty chimps being protected?
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At some point, some insect has had sex with a leaf.
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It's like there's some unwritten rule that if you're mates, you can say what you want to each other, and you don't really get that annoyed about it.
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A slug is always on its own. It's a lonely insect.
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I don't think I'd be a very good parent. I'd be too honest.
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I'd say the best is when I was in Africa, I saw a hippo in a house. Someone had a pet hippo. And they're meant to be one of the most dangerous animals on the planet, and they had one that was sort of just wandering in and out of their house, just sort of roaming about.
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From someone whose dad buys him a spade for Christmas, I thought you'd be grateful!
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Being honest with you, it's not the 'great' wall of China. It's an all right wall. It's the 'All Right Wall of China.'
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I was impressed by the Taj Mahal. A good bit of work, well looked after, worth paying money to see.
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If you don't sleep you get run down. Sloths never get a flu, cos its good innit thats when your body's replemishing.
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If you don't have a plan, you can end up doing some interesting things.
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Fishing: I don't really like it. I don't really like the expression on the fish's face.
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