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You don't have to do it straight away, but just do it before it gets really bad.

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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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Everywhere we walked we got plenty of attention due to the camera and sound men. The locals love to get on camera. [...] I'd seen footage of Gandhi surrounded like this and always thought it was because he was very popular, but now I wonder if it was just because he had a camera crew with him.
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That impresses me more, inventin' electricity.
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Fishing: I don't really like it. I don't really like the expression on the fish's face.
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Be the ugly one, look at the nice one.
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Knowledge is almost annoying.
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This is the problem with over-crowded inner-city schools there aren't enough parts for everyone in the nativity story.
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Classes teaching you how to breathe. I'm 32, I think I've got the hang of it.
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