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You don't have to do it straight away, but just do it before it gets really bad.
Karl Pilkington
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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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A slug is always on its own. It's a lonely insect.
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They do it in Thai restaurants in London. You ask for a drink, and it comes in a glass with loads of seaweed and pebbles in it like a scene from Finding Nemo.
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At some point, some insect has had sex with a leaf.
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A problem solved is a problem caused.
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Fishing: I don't really like it. I don't really like the expression on the fish's face.
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I am pessimistic, I think that's the best way to be, because if you're always expecting the best - the best doesn't always happen. Nine times out of 10 it doesn't. I'm surprised when things go smoothly. I don't know what's wrong with being pessimistic - unless you are such a pessimist that you don't do anything.
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I'd say the best is when I was in Africa, I saw a hippo in a house. Someone had a pet hippo. And they're meant to be one of the most dangerous animals on the planet, and they had one that was sort of just wandering in and out of their house, just sort of roaming about.
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People always tell me I'm going to regret not having kids. But what if I have one and then I regret having it? Has anyone thought of that option?
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I know when I was a kid I ate a beetle. I ate a beetle because I thought it was licorice.
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But I'm not an idiot. At the end of the day, I've learned a lot.
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I don't want to go about offending people, that's not my plan.
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The Chichen Itza is just a pyramid with four sides, with stairs on each side leading to some kind of bungalow on the top.
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It's just hassle of having friends and family an' that.
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We're gonna get weaker. That's already happened. They used to say, you know, an apple a day keeps the doctor away. Now they're saying eat five fruits. That's evidence. You can't argue with that.
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I'm really happy. I just don't choose to show it.
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I don't know any Londoners 'cos I'm from Manchester.
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What's that plate that's above a saucer but below a plate?
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I'd rather live in a cave with a view of a palace than live in a palace with a view of a cave.
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How would I know which one I was?
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If you can't do it, don't do it.
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