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You don't have to do it straight away, but just do it before it gets really bad.
Karl Pilkington
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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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I don’t understand why people take pictures of mimes. Everyone looks like a mime in a picture.
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