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If you live in a glass house, don't be chucking stuff about.
Karl Pilkington
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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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I say have the night and give people the awards, but why do people want to watch people win awards? What are they getting out of it? I don't quite get it. Because they have awards all the time there's awards for butchers, the best meat served, but they don't televise it. I don't know why they do it for films or TV programs.
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Be the ugly one, look at the nice one.
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It's like the panda, they say that's dying out. But what do they do? When you see them they're just sitting in the jungle eating.
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I don't want to go about offending people, that's not my plan.
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People always tell me I'm going to regret not having kids. But what if I have one and then I regret having it? Has anyone thought of that option?
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I don't really like surprises. Not big ones anyway. Just having a pack of Revels holds enough of a surprise for me.
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What happens if someone else has my eyes, and they start looking at stuff I don't like? I don't like the idea of that.
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We all just want to sit on our ass.
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There’s fish in here that I’ve read about that are so see-through that they’re invisible. So I don’t even think they know they exist.
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Being honest with you, it's not the 'great' wall of China. It's an all right wall. It's the 'All Right Wall of China.'
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People say if bees die out, the world would end apparently. Now, I don't know if that's true, if that's some bee enthusiast who managed to write a good document and people believe this.
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And we've got a toaster and everything. So there is no reason for the wedding.
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They do it in Thai restaurants in London. You ask for a drink, and it comes in a glass with loads of seaweed and pebbles in it like a scene from Finding Nemo.
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With identical twins, you always get a little snidey one.
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A slug is always on its own. It's a lonely insect.
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Whether it's a potato or a nut, it's a foodage!
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I just sort of go along and say what I think -and that's all you can do in life, really.
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Does the brain control you or are you controlling the brain? I don't know if I'm in charge of mine.
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The Web is the new book though, innit?
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A block of blood should not have the word cake after it...they might as well say shite gateau
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