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If you live in a glass house, don't be chucking stuff about.
Karl Pilkington
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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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She gave me the jabs and said I was covered for every worst-case scenario, including being bitten by a dirty chimp. I told her this is why we have over-population problems. Why are idiots who annoy dirty chimps being protected?
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Normally you can't hear you're own voice because you're talking over it.
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Well I'm trying to think what I put in... I think I put in 'why?' to see if I'd confuse the computer.
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The Web is the new book though, innit?
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Neil Armstrong, that spaceman, he went to the moon but he ain't been back. It can't have been that good.
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There is no need for ants to have the ability to fly
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You never get an angry man suddenly breaking into a whistle.
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A single vision is more perfect than a committee vision because with everyone having their say, it becomes compromised.
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Me in a one-man tent crouching over carrier bag. It's not just the lowest point of the trip. It's the lowest point ever. In 38 years.
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