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If you live in a glass house, don't be chucking stuff about.
Karl Pilkington
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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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By 78 you've done everything you're going to do. If you haven't bungee-jumped by the time you're 78 you're not going to do it.
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I mean, I am into nature and seeing whales. I went whale-watching, and I was really looking forward to that, but when you see it on TV and you see other programs do it, you're seeing close-ups of these massive creatures, and the music that's added gives you a certain feeling.
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I don't really like surprises. Not big ones anyway. Just having a pack of Revels holds enough of a surprise for me.
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I'm more open to give things a go, but what I'm not good at yet is holding back. If something is daft or rubbish, I just go, I can't be doing it.
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People who live in a glass house have to answer the door.
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Normally you can't hear you're own voice because you're talking over it.
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They do it in Thai restaurants in London. You ask for a drink, and it comes in a glass with loads of seaweed and pebbles in it like a scene from Finding Nemo.
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Fishing: I don't really like it. I don't really like the expression on the fish's face.
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What I mean is, I don't know what I mean.
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