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If you live in a glass house, don't be chucking stuff about.

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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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Whether it's a potato or a nut, it's a foodage!
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The Elephant Man would never have gotten up and gone, ‘Oh, God. Look at me hair today.’
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I don't think I'd be a very good parent. I'd be too honest.
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People say if bees die out, the world would end apparently. Now, I don't know if that's true, if that's some bee enthusiast who managed to write a good document and people believe this.
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There was always something. It's like with this one, there's always something that's mad that I look back on it and go, that's pretty amazing to say that I've done that or been there.
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I'm a bit rubbish at knowing when something is good. But if it goes out and I can say, I wasn't as bad as I thought I would be, then I'll be happy. Until then, I'll be thinking, I shouldn't be here!
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The Tudors, I don't even know if I had a family back then.
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Everyone is living for everyone else now. They're doing stuff so they can tell other people about it. I don't get all that social media stuff, I've always got other things I want to do - odd jobs around the house. No one wants to hear about that.
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I don't want to go about offending people, that's not my plan.
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I know who I am. Bloody hell, I'm getting enough bills for Karl Pilkington so I hope I am him, 'cos if I'm not, I have no idea who I'm paying for
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Classes teaching you how to breathe. I'm 32, I think I've got the hang of it.
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I mean, I am into nature and seeing whales. I went whale-watching, and I was really looking forward to that, but when you see it on TV and you see other programs do it, you're seeing close-ups of these massive creatures, and the music that's added gives you a certain feeling.
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Me mum used to always have the radio on - even now she has it on in every room. Me girlfriend sort of blames that reason for me not doing that well at school - constant noise, really.
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I was impressed by the Taj Mahal. A good bit of work, well looked after, worth paying money to see.
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Who'd have thought the Frisbee would have caught on?
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I don't know any Londoners 'cos I'm from Manchester.
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The poorer people and criminals of Mexico who are not very religious but not quite atheists, either, worship Saint Death.
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If Camels are the ship of the dessert, this one is the Titanic
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Knowledge is almost annoying.
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I say have the night and give people the awards, but why do people want to watch people win awards? What are they getting out of it? I don't quite get it. Because they have awards all the time there's awards for butchers, the best meat served, but they don't televise it. I don't know why they do it for films or TV programs.
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