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It's like the panda, they say that's dying out. But what do they do? When you see them they're just sitting in the jungle eating.
Karl Pilkington
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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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Classes teaching you how to breathe. I'm 32, I think I've got the hang of it.
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I'm just sayin', I don't like fun.
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I just sort of go along and say what I think -and that's all you can do in life, really.
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If you don't sleep you get run down. Sloths never get a flu, cos its good innit thats when your body's replemishing.
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Be the ugly one, look at the nice one.
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I'd say the best is when I was in Africa, I saw a hippo in a house. Someone had a pet hippo. And they're meant to be one of the most dangerous animals on the planet, and they had one that was sort of just wandering in and out of their house, just sort of roaming about.
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Every problem solved is a problem made.
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Now sometimes I don't know if I feel well. Because I've been in my body for years.
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Well I'm trying to think what I put in... I think I put in 'why?' to see if I'd confuse the computer.
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You never get an angry man suddenly breaking into a whistle.
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It is hard eating a little kangaroo knob.
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I know when I was a kid I ate a beetle. I ate a beetle because I thought it was licorice.
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When i was younger i remember once i went to bed and i was so happy that i laughed myself to sleep.
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