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It's like the panda, they say that's dying out. But what do they do? When you see them they're just sitting in the jungle eating.
Karl Pilkington
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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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Who'd have thought the Frisbee would have caught on?
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