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It is hard eating a little kangaroo knob.
Karl Pilkington
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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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I say have the night and give people the awards, but why do people want to watch people win awards? What are they getting out of it? I don't quite get it. Because they have awards all the time there's awards for butchers, the best meat served, but they don't televise it. I don't know why they do it for films or TV programs.
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Well I'm trying to think what I put in... I think I put in 'why?' to see if I'd confuse the computer.
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