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It is hard eating a little kangaroo knob.

Karl Pilkington

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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
Actor
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I am pessimistic, I think that's the best way to be, because if you're always expecting the best - the best doesn't always happen. Nine times out of 10 it doesn't. I'm surprised when things go smoothly. I don't know what's wrong with being pessimistic - unless you are such a pessimist that you don't do anything.
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Being honest with you, it's not the 'great' wall of China. It's an all right wall. It's the 'All Right Wall of China.'
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I'm really happy. I just don't choose to show it.
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We all just want to sit on our ass.
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I never buy a piece of art. I don't see the point in buying something because I know my eyes will get bored of it eventually.
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The only reason you don't go on holiday, is 'cause you have to spend money.
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Me mum used to always have the radio on - even now she has it on in every room. Me girlfriend sort of blames that reason for me not doing that well at school - constant noise, really.
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I say have the night and give people the awards, but why do people want to watch people win awards? What are they getting out of it? I don't quite get it. Because they have awards all the time there's awards for butchers, the best meat served, but they don't televise it. I don't know why they do it for films or TV programs.
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Fishing: I don't really like it. I don't really like the expression on the fish's face.
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The reason there are so many gyms in London is because the amount of gay people who are here now.
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If you live in a glass house, don't be chucking stuff about.
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I think people would live a bit longer if they didn't know how old they were. Age puts restrictions on things.
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[Jellyfish] are 97% water or something, so how much are they doing? Just give them another 3% and make them water. It's more useful.
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And we've got a toaster and everything. So there is no reason for the wedding.
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With identical twins, you always get a little snidey one.
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People always tell me I'm going to regret not having kids. But what if I have one and then I regret having it? Has anyone thought of that option?
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I know who I am. Bloody hell, I'm getting enough bills for Karl Pilkington so I hope I am him, 'cos if I'm not, I have no idea who I'm paying for
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Everyone is living for everyone else now. They're doing stuff so they can tell other people about it. I don't get all that social media stuff, I've always got other things I want to do - odd jobs around the house. No one wants to hear about that.
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People say having kids is life changing, well that doesn't necessarily mean a good thing, does it? I could take one of my legs off. That would change my life.
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It's not easy keeping a diary. You have to be pretty committed.
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