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What's that plate that's above a saucer but below a plate?

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Karl Pilkington
Age: 51
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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Apparently you're not allowed to lick a toad's back.
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People moan about drugs being tested on animals. I sort of think it depends innit. If the drug's aspirin and the monkey's got a headache, is it right?
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It's weird how me and that insect are miles apart in terms of lifestyle, yet we both like a biscuit.
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I was impressed by the Taj Mahal. A good bit of work, well looked after, worth paying money to see.
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Why is it alright to be going around, going mental with a gun, shooting all the monkeys and killing them? Because one day we're going to run out.
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The only reason you don't go on holiday, is 'cause you have to spend money.
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[Jellyfish] are 97% water or something, so how much are they doing? Just give them another 3% and make them water. It's more useful.
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What I mean is, I don't know what I mean.
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I don't want to go about offending people, that's not my plan.
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There is no need for ants to have the ability to fly
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A single vision is more perfect than a committee vision because with everyone having their say, it becomes compromised.
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If you don't sleep you get run down. Sloths never get a flu, cos its good innit thats when your body's replemishing.
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I know who I am. Bloody hell, I'm getting enough bills for Karl Pilkington so I hope I am him, 'cos if I'm not, I have no idea who I'm paying for
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People who live in a glass house have to answer the door.
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I am pessimistic, I think that's the best way to be, because if you're always expecting the best - the best doesn't always happen. Nine times out of 10 it doesn't. I'm surprised when things go smoothly. I don't know what's wrong with being pessimistic - unless you are such a pessimist that you don't do anything.
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I say have the night and give people the awards, but why do people want to watch people win awards? What are they getting out of it? I don't quite get it. Because they have awards all the time there's awards for butchers, the best meat served, but they don't televise it. I don't know why they do it for films or TV programs.
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That impresses me more, inventin' electricity.
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Now sometimes I don't know if I feel well. Because I've been in my body for years.
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The poorer people and criminals of Mexico who are not very religious but not quite atheists, either, worship Saint Death.
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But I'm not an idiot. At the end of the day, I've learned a lot.
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