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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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The great pyramid is overrated. It's a bad design. The lounge is going to be huge, but the bedroom is going to be tiny.
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I mean, I am into nature and seeing whales. I went whale-watching, and I was really looking forward to that, but when you see it on TV and you see other programs do it, you're seeing close-ups of these massive creatures, and the music that's added gives you a certain feeling.
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I'm not a proper traveler. I don't like to be challenged or have too much of a change and prefer a week away just to relax.
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The Web is the new book though, innit?
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It's like there's some unwritten rule that if you're mates, you can say what you want to each other, and you don't really get that annoyed about it.
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I never buy a piece of art. I don't see the point in buying something because I know my eyes will get bored of it eventually.
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I think people would live a bit longer if they didn't know how old they were. Age puts restrictions on things.
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I don't think I'd be a very good parent. I'd be too honest.
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The Chichen Itza is just a pyramid with four sides, with stairs on each side leading to some kind of bungalow on the top.
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I was impressed by the Taj Mahal. A good bit of work, well looked after, worth paying money to see.
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Does the brain control you or are you controlling the brain? I don't know if I'm in charge of mine.
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Everywhere we walked we got plenty of attention due to the camera and sound men. The locals love to get on camera. [...] I'd seen footage of Gandhi surrounded like this and always thought it was because he was very popular, but now I wonder if it was just because he had a camera crew with him.
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Fishing: I don't really like it. I don't really like the expression on the fish's face.
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It's just hassle of having friends and family an' that.
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A single vision is more perfect than a committee vision because with everyone having their say, it becomes compromised.
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People say having kids is life changing, well that doesn't necessarily mean a good thing, does it? I could take one of my legs off. That would change my life.
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Classes teaching you how to breathe. I'm 32, I think I've got the hang of it.
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Stop looking at the walls, look out the window.
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If you don't sleep you get run down. Sloths never get a flu, cos its good innit thats when your body's replemishing.
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Yesterday, I did some painting then went out to buy an onion and came home and watched 'University Challenge.' The onion was probably the highlight.
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