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What's that plate that's above a saucer but below a plate?
Karl Pilkington
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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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At some point, some insect has had sex with a leaf.
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If you'd have told me five years ago that I'd have done all this - two books, some television and everything - I'd panic, I'd be scared.
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That impresses me more, inventin' electricity.
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I came up with a good idea... see-through skin.
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What I mean is, I don't know what I mean.
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If you had five photos of anuses, I could not point mine out.
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From someone whose dad buys him a spade for Christmas, I thought you'd be grateful!
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It's interesting to see that people had so much clutter even thousands of years ago. The only way to get rid of it all was to bury it, and then some archaeologist went and dug it all up.
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As long as you're remembering baby Jesus, does it matter when you're remembering him. That's what I'm saying about Christmas, I might not be in the mood for it December 25th.
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Who'd have thought the Frisbee would have caught on?
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I don’t understand why people take pictures of mimes. Everyone looks like a mime in a picture.
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If Camels are the ship of the dessert, this one is the Titanic
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Sometimes you can know too much. A lot of brainy people like Stephen Fry are quite depressive.
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I'd say the best is when I was in Africa, I saw a hippo in a house. Someone had a pet hippo. And they're meant to be one of the most dangerous animals on the planet, and they had one that was sort of just wandering in and out of their house, just sort of roaming about.
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People who live in a glass house have to answer the door.
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There’s fish in here that I’ve read about that are so see-through that they’re invisible. So I don’t even think they know they exist.
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The Tudors, I don't even know if I had a family back then.
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Every problem solved is a problem made.
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What happens if someone else has my eyes, and they start looking at stuff I don't like? I don't like the idea of that.
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I was impressed by the Taj Mahal. A good bit of work, well looked after, worth paying money to see.
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