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What's that plate that's above a saucer but below a plate?

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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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A dog has got human eyes.
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I find that if you just talk, your mouth comes up with stuff.
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They do it in Thai restaurants in London. You ask for a drink, and it comes in a glass with loads of seaweed and pebbles in it like a scene from Finding Nemo.
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Stop looking at the walls, look out the window.
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I don’t understand why people take pictures of mimes. Everyone looks like a mime in a picture.
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This is the problem with over-crowded inner-city schools there aren't enough parts for everyone in the nativity story.
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I say have the night and give people the awards, but why do people want to watch people win awards? What are they getting out of it? I don't quite get it. Because they have awards all the time there's awards for butchers, the best meat served, but they don't televise it. I don't know why they do it for films or TV programs.
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I am pessimistic, I think that's the best way to be, because if you're always expecting the best - the best doesn't always happen. Nine times out of 10 it doesn't. I'm surprised when things go smoothly. I don't know what's wrong with being pessimistic - unless you are such a pessimist that you don't do anything.
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Why is it alright to be going around, going mental with a gun, shooting all the monkeys and killing them? Because one day we're going to run out.
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It's interesting to see that people had so much clutter even thousands of years ago. The only way to get rid of it all was to bury it, and then some archaeologist went and dug it all up.
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Neil Armstrong, that spaceman, he went to the moon but he ain't been back. It can't have been that good.
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I came up with a good idea... see-through skin.
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I know who I am. Bloody hell, I'm getting enough bills for Karl Pilkington so I hope I am him, 'cos if I'm not, I have no idea who I'm paying for
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She gave me the jabs and said I was covered for every worst-case scenario, including being bitten by a dirty chimp. I told her this is why we have over-population problems. Why are idiots who annoy dirty chimps being protected?
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I think people would live a bit longer if they didn't know how old they were. Age puts restrictions on things.
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People always tell me I'm going to regret not having kids. But what if I have one and then I regret having it? Has anyone thought of that option?
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I mean, I am into nature and seeing whales. I went whale-watching, and I was really looking forward to that, but when you see it on TV and you see other programs do it, you're seeing close-ups of these massive creatures, and the music that's added gives you a certain feeling.
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Every problem solved is a problem made.
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Knowledge is almost annoying.
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