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What's that plate that's above a saucer but below a plate?

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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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I don't really like surprises. Not big ones anyway. Just having a pack of Revels holds enough of a surprise for me.
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I found that being with happy positive people annoys me.
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The Web is the new book though, innit?
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Everyone is living for everyone else now. They're doing stuff so they can tell other people about it. I don't get all that social media stuff, I've always got other things I want to do - odd jobs around the house. No one wants to hear about that.
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I'd say the best is when I was in Africa, I saw a hippo in a house. Someone had a pet hippo. And they're meant to be one of the most dangerous animals on the planet, and they had one that was sort of just wandering in and out of their house, just sort of roaming about.
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A block of blood should not have the word cake after it...they might as well say shite gateau
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I was impressed by the Taj Mahal. A good bit of work, well looked after, worth paying money to see.
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The cafe was called Tattoos. The fella who owned it didn't have any tattoos... but we never saw his wife.
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A problem solved is a problem caused.
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This is the problem with over-crowded inner-city schools there aren't enough parts for everyone in the nativity story.
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I'd rather live in a cave with a view of a palace than live in a palace with a view of a cave.
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If you don't sleep you get run down. Sloths never get a flu, cos its good innit thats when your body's replemishing.
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Could the world fall?
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Every problem solved is a problem made.
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There was always something. It's like with this one, there's always something that's mad that I look back on it and go, that's pretty amazing to say that I've done that or been there.
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I'm just sayin', I don't like fun.
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Me in a one-man tent crouching over carrier bag. It's not just the lowest point of the trip. It's the lowest point ever. In 38 years.
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Why didn't evolution make a giraffe good at carpentry so it could build a ladder?
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She gave me the jabs and said I was covered for every worst-case scenario, including being bitten by a dirty chimp. I told her this is why we have over-population problems. Why are idiots who annoy dirty chimps being protected?
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