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What's that plate that's above a saucer but below a plate?

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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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Does the brain control you or are you controlling the brain? I don't know if I'm in charge of mine.
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This is the problem with over-crowded inner-city schools there aren't enough parts for everyone in the nativity story.
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If you don't sleep you get run down. Sloths never get a flu, cos its good innit thats when your body's replemishing.
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Be the ugly one, look at the nice one.
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We're gonna get weaker. That's already happened. They used to say, you know, an apple a day keeps the doctor away. Now they're saying eat five fruits. That's evidence. You can't argue with that.
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Who'd have thought the Frisbee would have caught on?
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If you live in a glass house, don't be chucking stuff about.
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Apparently you're not allowed to lick a toad's back.
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If you don't have a plan, you can end up doing some interesting things.
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Being honest with you, it's not the 'great' wall of China. It's an all right wall. It's the 'All Right Wall of China.'
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I mean, I am into nature and seeing whales. I went whale-watching, and I was really looking forward to that, but when you see it on TV and you see other programs do it, you're seeing close-ups of these massive creatures, and the music that's added gives you a certain feeling.
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Me mum used to always have the radio on - even now she has it on in every room. Me girlfriend sort of blames that reason for me not doing that well at school - constant noise, really.
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Why didn't evolution make a giraffe good at carpentry so it could build a ladder?
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If you had five photos of anuses, I could not point mine out.
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We all just want to sit on our ass.
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People say if bees die out, the world would end apparently. Now, I don't know if that's true, if that's some bee enthusiast who managed to write a good document and people believe this.
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They do it in Thai restaurants in London. You ask for a drink, and it comes in a glass with loads of seaweed and pebbles in it like a scene from Finding Nemo.
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Whether it's a potato or a nut, it's a foodage!
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I don't really like surprises. Not big ones anyway. Just having a pack of Revels holds enough of a surprise for me.
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