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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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Normally you can't hear you're own voice because you're talking over it.
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Being honest with you, it's not the 'great' wall of China. It's an all right wall. It's the 'All Right Wall of China.'
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Sometimes you can know too much. A lot of brainy people like Stephen Fry are quite depressive.
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I'm not a proper traveler. I don't like to be challenged or have too much of a change and prefer a week away just to relax.
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With identical twins, you always get a little snidey one.
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Well...like, when you're born, you're a little baby, you're wrinkly and stuff, when you get older you sort of morph into a baby again.
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I don't really like surprises. Not big ones anyway. Just having a pack of Revels holds enough of a surprise for me.
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People say if bees die out, the world would end apparently. Now, I don't know if that's true, if that's some bee enthusiast who managed to write a good document and people believe this.
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Who'd have thought the Frisbee would have caught on?
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Everyone is living for everyone else now. They're doing stuff so they can tell other people about it. I don't get all that social media stuff, I've always got other things I want to do - odd jobs around the house. No one wants to hear about that.
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Why is it alright to be going around, going mental with a gun, shooting all the monkeys and killing them? Because one day we're going to run out.
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I'd say the best is when I was in Africa, I saw a hippo in a house. Someone had a pet hippo. And they're meant to be one of the most dangerous animals on the planet, and they had one that was sort of just wandering in and out of their house, just sort of roaming about.
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You don't have to do it straight away, but just do it before it gets really bad.
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Well I'm trying to think what I put in... I think I put in 'why?' to see if I'd confuse the computer.
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There’s fish in here that I’ve read about that are so see-through that they’re invisible. So I don’t even think they know they exist.
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And we've got a toaster and everything. So there is no reason for the wedding.
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But I'm not an idiot. At the end of the day, I've learned a lot.
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If you’re worrying about the wrinkles on your bollocks I’d say your life’s pretty good
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I'm a bit rubbish at knowing when something is good. But if it goes out and I can say, I wasn't as bad as I thought I would be, then I'll be happy. Until then, I'll be thinking, I shouldn't be here!
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The Tudors, I don't even know if I had a family back then.
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