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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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I'd rather live in a cave with a view of a palace than live in a palace with a view of a cave.
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Everywhere we walked we got plenty of attention due to the camera and sound men. The locals love to get on camera. [...] I'd seen footage of Gandhi surrounded like this and always thought it was because he was very popular, but now I wonder if it was just because he had a camera crew with him.
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I don't know any Londoners 'cos I'm from Manchester.
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I'd say the best is when I was in Africa, I saw a hippo in a house. Someone had a pet hippo. And they're meant to be one of the most dangerous animals on the planet, and they had one that was sort of just wandering in and out of their house, just sort of roaming about.
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This is the problem with over-crowded inner-city schools there aren't enough parts for everyone in the nativity story.
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If you don't sleep you get run down. Sloths never get a flu, cos its good innit thats when your body's replemishing.
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By 78 you've done everything you're going to do. If you haven't bungee-jumped by the time you're 78 you're not going to do it.
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Yesterday, I did some painting then went out to buy an onion and came home and watched 'University Challenge.' The onion was probably the highlight.
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Cat food. It stinks a bit, but if you don't put up with the smell, the little kitten will die.
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You never get an angry man suddenly breaking into a whistle.
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It's not a joke: I really do like being at home.
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Sometimes you can know too much. A lot of brainy people like Stephen Fry are quite depressive.
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Stop looking at the walls, look out the window.
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What I mean is, I don't know what I mean.
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If you live in a glass house, don't be chucking stuff about.
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People always tell me I'm going to regret not having kids. But what if I have one and then I regret having it? Has anyone thought of that option?
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From someone whose dad buys him a spade for Christmas, I thought you'd be grateful!
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Classes teaching you how to breathe. I'm 32, I think I've got the hang of it.
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I found that being with happy positive people annoys me.
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The Web is the new book though, innit?
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