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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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There’s fish in here that I’ve read about that are so see-through that they’re invisible. So I don’t even think they know they exist.
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Neil Armstrong, that spaceman, he went to the moon but he ain't been back. It can't have been that good.
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Me in a one-man tent crouching over carrier bag. It's not just the lowest point of the trip. It's the lowest point ever. In 38 years.
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The reason I did the book about holidays is that you're a different person on holiday. You're sleeping somewhere unfamiliar, knocking about with people you've never met and for 10 days you're someone else. You're out of your comfortable zone.
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The reason there are so many gyms in London is because the amount of gay people who are here now.
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I'm not a proper traveler. I don't like to be challenged or have too much of a change and prefer a week away just to relax.
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How would I know which one I was?
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I'm a bit rubbish at knowing when something is good. But if it goes out and I can say, I wasn't as bad as I thought I would be, then I'll be happy. Until then, I'll be thinking, I shouldn't be here!
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I think people would live a bit longer if they didn't know how old they were. Age puts restrictions on things.
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I came up with a good idea... see-through skin.
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I am pessimistic, I think that's the best way to be, because if you're always expecting the best - the best doesn't always happen. Nine times out of 10 it doesn't. I'm surprised when things go smoothly. I don't know what's wrong with being pessimistic - unless you are such a pessimist that you don't do anything.
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Now sometimes I don't know if I feel well. Because I've been in my body for years.
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A slug is always on its own. It's a lonely insect.
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The cafe was called Tattoos. The fella who owned it didn't have any tattoos... but we never saw his wife.
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Me mum used to always have the radio on - even now she has it on in every room. Me girlfriend sort of blames that reason for me not doing that well at school - constant noise, really.
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The Chichen Itza is just a pyramid with four sides, with stairs on each side leading to some kind of bungalow on the top.
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Who'd have thought the Frisbee would have caught on?
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There is no need for ants to have the ability to fly
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If you’re worrying about the wrinkles on your bollocks I’d say your life’s pretty good
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Why didn't evolution make a giraffe good at carpentry so it could build a ladder?
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