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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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This is the problem with over-crowded inner-city schools there aren't enough parts for everyone in the nativity story.
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It's like the panda, they say that's dying out. But what do they do? When you see them they're just sitting in the jungle eating.
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Why didn't evolution make a giraffe good at carpentry so it could build a ladder?
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Be the ugly one, look at the nice one.
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If you live in a glass house, don't be chucking stuff about.
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It's just hassle of having friends and family an' that.
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When i was younger i remember once i went to bed and i was so happy that i laughed myself to sleep.
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People say having kids is life changing, well that doesn't necessarily mean a good thing, does it? I could take one of my legs off. That would change my life.
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Who'd have thought the Frisbee would have caught on?
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People who live in a glass house have to answer the door.
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I've heard that fact, that is you eat more than six bananas it will kill you. I saw a bowl with seven bananas in it and I thought, that's dangerous.
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I don't think I'd be a very good parent. I'd be too honest.
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If you don't sleep you get run down. Sloths never get a flu, cos its good innit thats when your body's replemishing.
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Well...like, when you're born, you're a little baby, you're wrinkly and stuff, when you get older you sort of morph into a baby again.
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I don't watch much telly, the telly hardly goes on, but the things I do watch are sort of nature programs, and something about the oceans and the amount of weird fish that's in there.
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Me in a one-man tent crouching over carrier bag. It's not just the lowest point of the trip. It's the lowest point ever. In 38 years.
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People say if bees die out, the world would end apparently. Now, I don't know if that's true, if that's some bee enthusiast who managed to write a good document and people believe this.
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I was impressed by the Taj Mahal. A good bit of work, well looked after, worth paying money to see.
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We'll all die out eventually. Humans will be gone. And all I'm saying is, when people worry about polar bears disappearing or whatever, it's like, well that's life, things will come and go, we'll find new species...
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Yesterday, I did some painting then went out to buy an onion and came home and watched 'University Challenge.' The onion was probably the highlight.
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